The 33 Most Ridiculous Toys Ever
The what-were-they-thinking hall of fame.
by Cole Gamble
December 16, 2008
25. Rubber Band Gun
Happy birthday kid — here's a gun, and while we're at it, here's your glass eye! With the potential for ocular injury associated with this toy, couldn't they have just called it The Lil' Cyclops Starter Kit?
24. Shirtless Sunburned Construction Worker Figure
The question is, is this a construction worker who just got hot, or is this a guy who spent too much time waiting on line for Village People reunion show tickets? I think the mustache says it all.
23. The Super Soaker Oozinator
A squirt gun that ejects ooze. Okay, that's gross and the mess potential could be fatal to your upholstery, but what's the big problem? Watch this commercial and you tell me.
22. EZ Bake Oven
Oh man, did I want one of these bad when I was a kid. I also really wanted diabetes, which this would have given me, too. You mean I can eat half-cooked brownie dough all day and call it "play?" Yes, please.
21. PRO Thumb Wrestling Playset
Hey kids! Check out this Pro Thumb Wrestling Playset. All you do is add thumbs. Or you could just thumb wrestle without binding yourself in this sadist's sharp plastic prison.
©2008 Babble
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Cole Gamble is a writer living in Portland, Oregon. He's working on an evil self-help guide titled Improve Your Life or Die.
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