Celebrity Couples Who Should Have Kids
Were looking at you, Beyonce
Our non-scientific, spur-of-the moment guide to celebrities who may potentially create really, really cute offspring. (Or not, in which case we take absolutely zero responsibility.)
- Andrea Zimmerman
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Beyonce & Jay-Z
Because it’d practically be born with impeccable baby beat (Thanks, mom!), and a penchant for rhyming books and diamond-encrusted pacifiers (Thanks, dad!).
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Portia de Rossi & Ellen DeGeneres
Because she’s stunning/soft-spoken/supportive and she’s funny/frank/fabulous. Please, please reconsider?
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Rachel McAdams & Ryan Gosling
Because if this former couple was as wildly head over heels as steamy Ali & Noah from the The Notebook, that’d be one love child worth making.
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Sandra Bullock & Jesse James
Because we’d love to see the combo of quirky, bubbly actress and tattooed-but-harmless bad boy.
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Miranda Lambert & Blake Shelton
Because these down-to-earth country crooners are probably the most normal, unaffected people on the list, and hey, we’re all for more normal, unaffected people populating this planet.
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Penelope Cruz & Javier Bardem
Because the doe-eyed, big-lipped Jolie-Pitt twins needs some kids to compete with in the good-looks department.
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Emily Blunt & John Krasinski
Because if Jim & Pam can’t have kids in real life, the sweet but sharp-witted Brit is an almost-as-swell second choice.
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Zooey Deschanel & Ben Gibbard
Because at least one future child deserves big blue eyes, porcelain skin and a penchant for sad, sappy indie rock.
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Oprah & Stedman Graham
She’s beyond her baby-making years, but with her open-book attitude and a-ha! moments, we always thought the Queen of Chat would’ve made a great mommy. (She did the next best thing, though, starting the Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy for Girls in South Africa.)
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Anybody & George Clooney
Because he’s a humanitarian, practical joker, and international sex symbol, and those are genes so worth passing down.
Your turn. What couple(s) would you like to see make a baby?
john and emily!!! yes!!!!
I know someone who can take the #10 spot. If needed I will totally step in
Would love to see Ellen as a parent!
I think we need to start a list of celebrity parents who should not have children!!
I don’t think Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi will be “creating” an offspring anytime soon.
there’s no reason they can’t adopt…..jeez.
You missed my point.
Uh, maybe they’re trying and can’t. Very sensitive.
I dream on seeing a Biel-Timberlake baby! I love them really much (:
forgot ’bout Kristen and Rob??
Where in the world is Rob and Kristen…….
You can tell how old the article is by Jessie James and Sandra Bullock on the list. This needs an update!