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Eyebrows. Someone's actually stopped looking at Halle Berry's boobs long enough to give her an award for those two strips of hair above her eyes. Dennis Hensley over at MSNBC is presenting the first-ever Hollywood Eyebrow Awards, The Pluckys, and the 'Brow of the Moment' award goes to...

I can't decide whether Elisabeth Hasselbeck looks hot or evil in this picture . Maybe both. I can sorta see why Barry Manilow was intimidated . She'd probably hex his balls and call him a whiny-assed liberal pussy. Not in those words, of course. Republican girls don't speak that way. Well...

Nicole Richie is discovering that pregnancy sometimes compels women to give up the things that they love, like vodka diets and DUIs and Vicodin. And, also, pussies . A pussy, everyone knows, isn't always a woman's best friend during pregnancy . Nicole has just figured this out, so she's giving...

Her R&B Royal Highness Soul Sister Supreme Mary J. Blige and husband Kendu Isaacs are expecting their first child together . Excuse me for gushing, but I'm a huge Mary J. fan. Is Family Affair not one of the greatest songs ever written? I even paid extra to download it as my cell phone ringtone...

Salma Hayek continues to impress, not only because she looks cool as a cucumber at eight-months pregnant, but also because she's the only woman on the planet who can actually wear the new prints that the designers are pushing on us. I tried, and I looked like I had just escaped from clown school...

Christina Aguilera sure looks like she's got a bun in the oven but has never officially announced she's pregnant. I guess she's trying to pull a Nicole Richie by keeping it a 'secret', but by the time Richie 'disclosed' her pregnancy on "Good Morning America" I had...

I ran into an acquaintance at the supermarket a couple of months ago, congratulated her on her pregnancy, and then found out she wasn't pregnant. Boy, did it hurt when she slugged me with that zucchini. Apparently Ryan Reynolds is all too familiar with that scenario. "She could have just had...