Babble

A great idea in concept, crib soothers can be a nightmare, figuratively speaking, when you get 'em out of the box. They never seem to fit actual crib rails as seamlessly as they do in commercials, and their motors and music can be so loud and tinny that they wind up being anything but soothing for...

Pre-Archer, I had no idea that parenting required so much paperwork. I had no clue that parental duties extended beyond love your child, feed your child, teach your child, and in to a dark and evil place. A place where "very important papers" somehow stacked themselves to the ceilings and books flooded...