Babble

That'll be a record or something right? Desperate Housewives actress, Nicolette Sheridan is only 44-years-old, and not pregnant - she's apparently not quite ready to have kids yet. She's waiting until the time is just right. " I love children. And I'm looking forward to having my...

Okay, well, he tried . But, you know, you sometimes just can't get that old hose action to come naturally, can you? In his defense, though, it must be said that he needs no defense. Danny Bonaduce and Brad Pitt have been publicly mocked for their cocktail weiners, but Becks usually gets the opposite...

Here's how I'm reading the story that Posh and Becks took wedding vows in a secret ceremony in England yesterday: they were never really married in the first place, and the secret ceremony was a hasty effort to legitimize the long-standing fiction of their coupledom. Because, I mean, c'mon...