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Okay, well, he tried . But, you know, you sometimes just can't get that old hose action to come naturally, can you? In his defense, though, it must be said that he needs no defense. Danny Bonaduce and Brad Pitt have been publicly mocked for their cocktail weiners, but Becks usually gets the opposite...

Here's how I'm reading the story that Posh and Becks took wedding vows in a secret ceremony in England yesterday: they were never really married in the first place, and the secret ceremony was a hasty effort to legitimize the long-standing fiction of their coupledom. Because, I mean, c'mon...

Um, is it just me, or should David Beckham's two small boys not be crammed, sans car seats, in the back of a convertible like that? I mean, dude doesn't need to drive a minivan or anything, but please: strap those kids into some kind of regulation safety device. Have we learned nothing from Britney...

Victoria Beckham has, apparently, started calling her husband “D Beck” after his friend Snoop Dogg decided that 'David' was too dull. A source revealed: “Snoop thought the name ‘David’ was a bit boring, and he wasn’t too impressed by ‘Becks’ either. Now Posh is calling him ‘D Beck’ too.” Which...