Babble

I didn't realize how truly crabby I could get until I had children. There's just something about having someone say "mom" nine bazillion times when you are already irritated with pretty much everything that can send you into a nuclear-grade grouch. And once there, it's a short trip...

I can't see what the gas prices are now. Drive over there and look. No trouble for Tom and Katie ( Hollyscoop ) Rod Stewart's wife and youngest ( Celebrity Baby Scoop ) Snoop Dogg doing soap operas? ( Perez Hilton ) Tom Cruise was almost Edward Scissorhands? ( TomKatCrazy ) All the photos of...

Damn, if they keep showing reruns those people will never get off the island. Jack Black has good taste in music ( Celebrity Baby Blog ) Minnie craves Mexican ( Celebrity Baby Scoop ) Matt McConaughey needs a haircut ( Just Jared ) Pete and Ashlee ( Babyrazzi ) Reese Witherspoon standing! ( Jezebel ...

Okay, Grace, it's business time. Grumpy Witherspoon ( ASL ) Tom Cruise is going to be PISSED! ( The Superficial ) Britney is obsessed ( TMZ ) Christy Turlington and kids go to Moses' birthday ( Celebrity Baby Scoop ) The Hoff is off ( Perez Hilton ) Tim Robbins and son ( Celebrity Baby Blog ...

By people I mean me. I'm people. What is up with Jessica Alba and Cash Warren? They always look so cranky (except here ). They better be careful or they'll give Liam and Naomi a run for the money. I think Jake and Reese are still safe though, that kind of pissy can't be topped ( all mostly...

Can you see what they're doing? I can. Check it out: Meet the Grumps. ( Jezebel ) Amanda Peet is filed under X. ( Gossip Girls ) Is Uma pregnant? ( Celebitchy ) Baby Spice on big girl crutches. ( HollyScoop ) Oh, Tori tree! ( Celebrity Moms ) Melissa Joan Hart and son. ( Celebrity Baby Scoop )

Tori Spelling Christina Aguilera doesn't appear happy with the amount of cameras that greeted her and Jordan Bratman in Santa Monica. I assume that she wanted at least 5 more. Nicole gets 5 more, and she doesn't even have talent. That's crap. Photo: Celebrity Baby Scoop

It's funny how working for a snarky gossip site like FameCrawler has shifted my opinion on certain celebrities. For instance, before we started this blog I was under the impression that Ben Affleck was a total tool. Now I'm a fan. Sadly, the opposite is true for Adam Sandler. The guy's stock...

Remember what a grump Julia Roberts was when she was pregnant? Ever since Henry (in, what appears to be, a Graco SnugRider , $59) was born, she's been so, gee, I don't know, happy ? Good for her. I hope she doesn't have any plans on taking that blanket look too far.