Babble

I suppose that David Beckham has no choice but to take good care of his balls. I mean, Victoria would probably chop them off and preserve them in formaldehyde for safekeeping if he were at all lax about testicular upkeep. Those are some serious babymaking tools he's got there. Can't be too careful...

Look at those smiles on Romeo and Cruz. Apparently Romeo found a water source, man, I hope that's water, and hosed down little brother Cruz while Mum, Victoria Beckham, watched the third part of the trinity, Brooklyn, play some soccer. It's actually quite nice to see the kids having a moment...

Posh took the Beckham boys , Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz, to football soccer practice in Woodland Hills, CA. They met the coach and kicked the ball around a bit. Brooklyn sported a David Beckham Academy shirt which should put the rest of the team at ease. Not. (Did I just use a "not" joke? Does...