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Okay, well, he tried . But, you know, you sometimes just can't get that old hose action to come naturally, can you? In his defense, though, it must be said that he needs no defense. Danny Bonaduce and Brad Pitt have been publicly mocked for their cocktail weiners, but Becks usually gets the opposite...

Here's how I'm reading the story that Posh and Becks took wedding vows in a secret ceremony in England yesterday: they were never really married in the first place, and the secret ceremony was a hasty effort to legitimize the long-standing fiction of their coupledom. Because, I mean, c'mon...

Um, is it just me, or should David Beckham's two small boys not be crammed, sans car seats, in the back of a convertible like that? I mean, dude doesn't need to drive a minivan or anything, but please: strap those kids into some kind of regulation safety device. Have we learned nothing from Britney...

Victoria Beckham has, apparently, started calling her husband “D Beck” after his friend Snoop Dogg decided that 'David' was too dull. A source revealed: “Snoop thought the name ‘David’ was a bit boring, and he wasn’t too impressed by ‘Becks’ either. Now Posh is calling him ‘D Beck’ too.” Which...

Looks like David Beckham found a double of himself, and then, you know, just did what came naturally. Better than plain old masturbation any day, no? Source Related Posts: David Beckham's Condoms Victoria Beckham Naked And On Her Husband David Beckham David Beckham And Snoop Dogg Goin' Into Business...

Victoria Beckham aka Posh Spice is naked and 'on' her husband. Sounds juicy right? Victoria posed nude for a T-Shirt campaign for Marc Jacobs to bring attention to the dangers of skin cancer. Posh is seen covering her private bits with her hands and crossing one leg over the other and the caption...

What an honor to have a condom named after you! No, not me - David Beckham! There apparently is a brand of condoms named after soccer star David Beckham and they've taken the Chinese contraceptive market by storm. The condoms aren't being personally endorsed by Beckham, however the makers of...

Victoria Beckham would love to have baby # 4 with hubby David Beckham, but she's afraid another pregnancy will ruin her body. The 33-year-old Spice Girl, has promised hubby that they can start trying for another child as soon as she's done touring which will be sometime in the spring. The couple...

Bridget Moynahan and son John graced the cover of Ok! and daddy Tom Brady graced them with his presence. Tom is having a banner freakin' year. The Patriots has a bye last week and seizing the opportunity Brady went to visit his boy. Word is he even changed a diaper or two. I bet he knew what the...