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Here's a sneak peek at David Beckham's new Armani campaign , where he shows off his massive personality. David's enormous personality is apparent in this ad, which is a gigantic, hanging mural facing Macy's in San Francisco. Can you imagine how humongous and overpowering his personality...

Yum, David Beckham half naked! Is it wrong to have naughty thoughts about him? Of course not! But...why IS he half naked? People notice when David Beckham takes his clothes off - so what better way to bring attention to United Nations Children's Fund (David is a goodwill ambassador) than to take...

I suppose his bottom isn't really bare, is it? It's tightly wrapped in Armani boy-panties, which is the point, I suppose, seeing as he's stripped down for the express purpose of selling Armani underwear . I gotta say, no wonder Victoria keeps insisting that he impregnate her - he is one smokin'...

I guess that we wouldn't really call David Beckham the new face of Emporio Armani underwear, would we? I mean, it's not really his face that's going to be selling those boxer briefs, is it? It's his ass. It's gotta be a big relief to the Beckhams that he got this endorsement deal...

David Beckham is, I think we can all agree, a pretty stellar example of beauty in its masculine form. He's no Michelangelo's David - I should hope not, anyway, for the sake of his sex life - but he is pretty cut and buff and chiselled in all the right places. (Doubt this claim? Check this out...