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  • Britney's Having A Party Y'all!

    The poptart that is Britney Spears is hosting a party! She can't commit to her kids but she can commit to being a good hostess. It's great to see she has her priorities straight. Spears has agreed to host a pre-Oscar bash in February. Claus Hjelmbak, the man who founded the event, tells People...
    Posted to FameCrawler (Weblog) by Sassy Smith on 01-20-2008
  • Britney Spears' Obituary?

    Say what? According to the Associated Press Editor Jesse Washington, they have an obituary already written about Spears should anything happen to the popwreck. Washington told TMZ : "We would never wish any type of misfortune on anybody and hope that we would never have to use it until 50 years...
    Posted to FameCrawler (Weblog) by Sassy Smith on 01-18-2008
  • Britney Is NOT Crazy!

    Stop the presses, Britney Spears is NOT crazy! This is the claim of Brit's personal assistant/best friend/cousin, Alli Sims. However, Sims is worried about Britney's new "boyfriend" Adnan Ghalib. Rumors were spreading that Alli was going to "tell all" for quite a lucrative...
    Posted to FameCrawler (Weblog) by Sassy Smith on 01-18-2008
  • Britney Loses Visitation Rights

    What an idiot. Yesterday K-Fart's lawyer Mark Kaplan called an emergency hearing and it was decided that Brit-Twit will not see her children until further notice, for failing to comply with judge's orders. We're not sure at this time which of the orders she messed up, but we'll bring...
    Posted to FameCrawler (Weblog) by Karen Sugarpants on 10-18-2007
  • Britney Hopes a Healer Will Cleanse Her Soul, Famecrawler Recommends Gloves for Shaman

    The troubled pop star, after losing custody of her kids, has decided to arrange a meeting with a head shaman near a reservation at the base of the Grand Canyon. A source said: "The head shaman has agreed to perform the ritual on Britney, which is a great honour. "The shaman will wave sage over...
    Posted to FameCrawler (Weblog) by Karen Sugarpants on 10-17-2007
  • Britney's Biggest Fan Doesn't Know Who J-Lo Is

    It must have been a slow night in Paparazzi Land last night since the paps ended up asking Chris "Leave Britney Alone!" Crocker what he thought of J-Lo being pregnant. If that weren't enough, they asked the television star wannabe his/her advice for Britney Spears. Surprisingly, he/she...
    Posted to FameCrawler (Weblog) by Karen Sugarpants on 10-16-2007
  • Britney Spears Threatens to Commit Suicide

    Britney's recent win of weekly overnight visits with her beautiful babies isn't enough to keep the pop-star happy. It's been reported that Britney threatened suicide in a phone call to Kevin Federline: "I'm going to drive off the cliff! It's going to be your fault that I killed...
    Posted to FameCrawler (Weblog) by Karen Sugarpants on 10-14-2007
  • Britney Spears Neglects More Little People

    Suck-up-to-the-stars OK! Magazine is reporting that Britney Spears cancelled auditions yet again, for back-up dancers for her upcoming TOUR. Tour? What the hell? Spears had scheduled dancers auditions from 9 to 5 yesterday, but text messaged at 11:00 to say she wasn't coming. Some of the dancers...
    Posted to FameCrawler (Weblog) by Karen Sugarpants on 10-13-2007
  • 12 Reasons Not To Buy Britney's Album, The Blackout

    The Blackout indeed. I couldn't think of a more fitting title for this album, except maybe, The Trainwreck . I wonder if Britney's "people" helped her name it and are all snickering behind her back. People.com has the exclusive on the cover art for Britney's new album and it isn't...
    Posted to FameCrawler (Weblog) by Karen Sugarpants on 10-12-2007
  • Britney Really IS a Moron, or TMZ Makes Up Stories

    According to x17online , Britney left the courthouse extremely happy ( video ) with the judgment that she could have her kids for one overnight a week. The thing is, according to TMZ, (who reported she left the courthouse visibly upset contrary to photos) she was extremely disrespectful to the judge...
    Posted to FameCrawler (Weblog) by Karen Sugarpants on 10-11-2007
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