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This, I think, is the very definition of match-made-in-heaven : Britney Spears and South Park. A description of the episode, which airs this Wednesday: Britney Spears is trying to get away from it all in the mountains near South Park, Colorado when the boys have a run-in with her. Stan and Kyle get caught...

Are Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake touring? Together? According to the National Enquirer , a source told them that Brit's dad Jamie Spears wanted JT to join his daughter on tour. He felt it would help her career. Ah, I hate to break the news to daddy Spears, but Britney doesn't have much...

Wowza! You think Britney Spears is hot now? You haven't seen anything yet! Photos after the jump Age Progression Artists have simulated photos of Brit at age 36 and age 46 and she's looking hot. By hot, I mean hot mess. We obviously don't know exactly how the fallen popstar will look in 10...

Britney shopped and then dined out with Daddy Spears over the weekend and as usual, she had a style all her own. I'm not sure if it's actually a dead cat she's wearing, but it certainly matches her dead rat weave. Oh snap. More pics and video after the jump! Another "as usual,"...

What's worse than taking a dump in a public bathroom? Having someone standing RIGHT THERE while you're, um, busy. That's Britney's life now - girlfriend can't even pee or poo in private. Daddy Spears has his troubled daughter under a close watchful eye. Her new lawyer (?) claims she's...

Oh how time flies after shaving your head right? Britney Spears started on her downward spiral one year ago today - by shaving her head bald. Much has happened in that year too. Britney flashing her vagina alot, nipple slips, crazy gas station pee breaks, frequent Starbucks trips, court battles, a couple...

Is Kevin Federline going to spill the beans about his ex wife, Britney Spears for a $200,000 paycheck? Federline has been approached by a cable network to have a sit-down interview and the father of Sean Preston and Jayden James just might accept their offer. Only one consideration: No Britney talk!...

Britney Spears apparently thinks of her sons, Sean Preston, and Jayden James, as dolls. Spears has had alot going on in her life in the past several weeks - a hostage standoff with authorities, two hospital stays in the pysch ward, reported drug use, losing custody of her boys, yet Brit can't grasp...

Who punched Kevin Federline in the face? Why? Was it Britney? Video clip after the jump! Relax, our newly "sharp dressed man" had another guest appearance on One Tree Hill (the show that noone watches?) and his character "Jason" gets socked with a fist to his mug. Pretty intense stuff...

Okay, so - this? Is just stupid. And a desperate ploy on the part of PETA to exploit the whole Britney-trainwreck-gravy-train thing, if you ask me. PETA has, apparently, just released a letter stating that her, um, "crazies" might be the direct result of too many burgers and frappuccinos. You...