Babble

Brit has been cleared by the Los Angeles County Department of Child and Family Services of being a neglectful parent. Okay, so maybe it isn't abuse, but don't start writing her in on the Mom-of-the-Year ballots just yet. An anonymous complaint concerning her "parenting" of Sean Preston...

Britney Spears trapped Toby Maguire (actual size) and is now carrying him around as a literal breath of fresh air. He is a modern day pocket of rose petals. Apparently the air in her car smells highly of Taco Bell and ashtrays and just isn't safe to breathe. Toby, however, smells fantastic. Jayden...

Do you need more money? Are you tired of sitting at the computer all day, sneaking peaks at FameCrawler when you should be reviewing spreadsheets? Why not go crazy? It pays . Well. How much does a pantless, chain-smoking, bad-parenting, wig-wearing, dog lover make? If Britney Spears had 737,868 hungry...

Perez Hilton has Britney's new "song." His fans seem to like it. I think it borders on crap. It actually has me looking forward to the new Nicole Richie CD . The only saving grace of the song is that the music and producing are tight, but the lyrics and "singing" aren't overly...

You've got to be kidding me. According to Gossip Girls , Kevin Federline's lawyer has some guy named Aaron Cohen, a former counter-terror commando in the Israeli army, doing his dirty work. He's the one serving subpoenas and probably getting coffee. He was rammed in his car by Sam Osama Lufti...

To get the boys that is. James and Lynne Spears spent some time with their grandsons Sean and Jayden Federline while Daddy was at work and Mommy was doing who knows what. I know they raised a crazy daughter, possibly two, but still, they look far more stable than the other options we've seen. Yes...

The SPCA decided to pay Britney Spears a visit . She wasn't home. Actually, they wanted to see her dog . Apparently people have been reporting that the animal is injured and not being attended to. I find this hard to believe. She treats that thing like it's one of her own children. Well, bad...

Just to show that we weren't giving Britney a hard time for nothing, not that anyone thinks that at this point, here is a link to her "comeback" single . Ryan Seacrest introduced it on his show yesterday. Luckily for her the good people at CPS don't listen to his program, or they would...

Looks like crazy has hit the road. First, Britney did the most insane thing yet, turning down an offer to do a duet with Mr. Justin Timberlake, and now she's left the country . I think I'm serious. Would Perez lie? It appears that Fed-Ex has the kids (hope they're comfortable), and Britney...

Oh, to see the world through rose-colored glasses. Britney has decided to go sans wig and face it all alfresco. Word on the street is that this is part of her plan for fighting Fed-Ex for custody of the boys. It's her soccer mom disguise. I hope it came with panties.