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Aguilera might not be selling her baby photos but would she sell her own to Playboy? “Hef has always loved Christina,” an “insider” told OK! magazine. Not true. Aguilera’s rep calls the report “false,” and a friend of the singer’s told OK! that her pinup days are behind her now. “That was old Christina...

Christina Aguilera and her baby bump were spotted at Hyde last night, dressed as a Spider Queen, while hubby Jordan Bratman dressed as Dracula. Christina's costume included a web over her belly and a giant spider in her mile high hair. An extremely annoying fan repeatedly asked her to sign an autograph...

Thank God for Helena Bonham Carter . She is one of the last great English eccentrics . If it weren't for her, seen here strolling down the street in yet another jaw dropping combo (I particularly love the stripey leg warmerish things, so fab) the world would be dull and boring. I mean how many times...

Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman did a little baby shopping this weekend. Do you think they know you can't buy babies at the shop? Maybe she's just a loaner. Photo: Gossip Girls

Look Lady Marmalade, we get it. You don't want the world to "know" that Xtina is no longer a dirty girl. You aren't ready to face a world that knows Christina Aguilera is mommified . You want, heaven forbid, your privacy. We get it. You aren't fooling anyone with your big dresses and your quiet ways...

Look Christina, you know you're pregnant. We know you're pregnant. Why don't we drop this silly charade and admit it already. You're being a tease. I bet that's the first time you've ever heard that, isn't it?