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We have ants. Claudia Schiffer works it 24/7 ( Jezebel ) Does Sunday trump Suri? ( Scanner ) Waiting is the Pitts ( Perez Hilton ) Hi Xtina, it's back to work you go ( Gossip Girls ) Ashlee Simpson for no apparent reason ( Knocked Up Celebs )

There are a lot of new celebumoms who are sporting some very lovely lady lumps. By lovely, I mean obscenely huge. Some have given birth recently and some have not, but regardless of when they've had their kids, they're all, uh, top heavy. Va va va voom! Do you think any of them have had some...

A bunch of our favorite celebrity parents showed up at the Beverly Hills home of Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale to celebrate Kingston's birthday . Can you guess who was in attendance? It was a field day for the paparazzi, and a treat for you, the reader. Well, it's a treat for you, the viewer...

Christina Aguilera: These Boobs Aren't Made For Buying Red Hot Chili Peppers Split! Ben Stiller,Jack Black & Robert Downey Jr Steal The Show - Video Whoopi Calls Out Denise Richards Daughter of Steven Curtis Chapman Hit, Killed By Car Shiloh's Shopping Spree! Bo Bice Gives His Baby A Normal...

Christina Aguilera: These Boobs Aren't Made For Buying Red Hot Chili Peppers Split! Ben Stiller,Jack Black & Robert Downey Jr Steal The Show - Video Whoopi Calls Out Denise Richards Daughter of Steven Curtis Chapman Hit, Killed By Car Shiloh's Shopping Spree! Bo Bice Gives His Baby A Normal...

When is Cinco de Mayo? Iron Man rules! ( Hot Momma Gossip ) More on the Pitt-Jolie wedding ( Gabby Babble ) Xtina likes to be talked about ( Aguilera Buff ) Britney Spears flies with parents ( Gossip Girls ) Sting's charity a sham? ( Perez Hilton ) Reese Witherspoon walks for Avon ( Just Jared )...

The price for celebrity baby photos just keeps climbing to ridiculous amounts . Back in 1989, Star magazine bought the photo rights to Lisa Marie Presley's baby for a mere $100,000 - doesn't even touch the amounts being paid out now. We saw Nicole Richie's little bundle of joy garner about...

Wow, why didn't I have a celebrity baby? Oh, right, I didn't marry a celebrity. Or have sex with one. What celebrity baby garnered what price for their little mug to be on a magazine cover? We know that Christina Aguilera's little guy Max's picture was worth $2 million and Nicole Richie...

Awkward! Since 2003, Aniston has been hosting the Oscar Awards' Night Before Party. Well, guess which do-good A-list actors will join the former Friends star this year? Yep, Ange and Brad have been invited to the list and the two past and present lovers to Brad Pitt are slated to meet face to face...

Star Magazine is all over Brad Pitt right now. They're claiming that "a source" (insert eye roll here) spotted Pitt smoking a joint with Steve-O (of Jackass fame). They also make Angelina sounds like a total ogre to live with: “He still smokes,” another insider tells Star “He sneaks cigs...