Babble

(PHOTO CREDIT: Nate Jones/ Pacific Coast News) Oh, Nicole. What's up with the pillow ? Please don't tell me that you're trying to conceal your bump. Don't you know that photos of that bump - bikini-bared - have been splashed all over the Internet for days now? What's with the shy...

... and he's excited and not at all nervous about becoming a daddy . Good for him. Guess that he's not too bothered by that pussy thing , then.

Look Lady Marmalade, we get it. You don't want the world to "know" that Xtina is no longer a dirty girl. You aren't ready to face a world that knows Christina Aguilera is mommified . You want, heaven forbid, your privacy. We get it. You aren't fooling anyone with your big dresses and your quiet ways...

Usher and his fiancée, Tameka Foster, want to set the record straight on some rumors. First of all, she is not pregnant with the child of her ex. She tells People , "That is ridiculous, if that were the case, the baby would have been born already." Ah, playing the logic card. Nicely done, Tameka. Now...

Ain't nothing gonna slow her down. Uh, Oh. She's gotta keep on movin'. Seriously, Keri Russell just plopped little River out on the 9th, and she looks fit as a fiddle, whatever the hell that means. She also looks like she's been doing this mom thing for a lot longer than 2 weeks. Maybe she's "acting...

Look Christina, you know you're pregnant. We know you're pregnant. Why don't we drop this silly charade and admit it already. You're being a tease. I bet that's the first time you've ever heard that, isn't it?

Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon has announced ( to People ) that she and her husband, talent agent Michael Nilon, are expecting twins. I hope they're also expecting to never sleep again. Ever.

Drea de Matteo, pictured with future baby daddy, Shooter Jennings, says, "I feel fat, but I feel great." She also says that her butt is getting so big it feels like she's carrying the baby in it. Drea, take a laxative sweetie, there's junk in your trunk, but it ain't your offspring. Photo by: Rick Maiman...

You may have heard that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt like to adopt the kids. It's their thing. Me? I collect snowglobes. To each their own. The other night Angelina told Jon Stewart that she would like to have about 14 kids. WTF? Really? Hey, more power to them. The kids need good homes, and theirs looks...

Katie and Suri hitting the beach. Katie is not doing anything to discourage the pregnancy rumors . That suit is only worn by two kinds of women, old or pregnant, and despite her hair, she isn't old.