Babble

Now, that is one confident preggo. It takes a lot of moxie to try to pull off a black sheer top when your boobs have swollen to the size of watermelons, and your belly to the size of a beach-ball. That there's some stretch in that shirt. I gotta say, though: she pulls it off. Sure, it's an edgy...

Halle Berry is saying that she loves pregnancy so much that she wants to stay pregnant forever. Which is, to my mind, incontrovertible evidence that her brain has, indeed, been entirely hijacked by hormones. "Right now I just have so much joy and energy that I feel like I've already done 12...

OK, so he's not as flamingly metrosexual in this photo as he was in that one the other week (you know, with the mock turtleneck and the man bracelet ), but still - everything about Gabriel Aubry screams TOY BOY. The human male equivalent of a purse dog. I'm willing to believe that he impregnated...

Did Halle Berry really sleep with this guy? Dude is waaaay too metrosexual to be sleeping with someone with such great boobs. His hair is frosted and he has obviously manicured nails. Plus, no man should ever, ever wear mock turtlenecks, especially not in white and especially not when the neck is going...

Eyebrows. Someone's actually stopped looking at Halle Berry's boobs long enough to give her an award for those two strips of hair above her eyes. Dennis Hensley over at MSNBC is presenting the first-ever Hollywood Eyebrow Awards, The Pluckys, and the 'Brow of the Moment' award goes to...

J'aime Halle Berry beaucoup. Elle est fraîche! Et les actions parlent plus fort que des mots. Halle essaye d'apprendre à parler français de sorte que son bébé avec modèle très chaud Gabriel Aubry soit bilingue. C'est très large occupé d'elle, considérant il est Français-Canadien . Source...

Yeesh. The lap is bad enough. I hope she put some saran wrap or a piece of newspaper down before she sat on Peter André. Oil stains -- from streaky spray tan stuff, what did you think I meant? -- are so hard to get out of shiny cheap suit fabric. For those of you who are unfamiliar with Miss Katie Price...