Babble

Liv Tyler and son Milo are sick of hearing about Kabbalah, Scientology , and Crystal Children . Whatever happened to the good ol' door knockin' religions? Throw in a little pagan sun god and oo-Ra! Seriously though, I'm buying whatever they're selling. Cookies? Crappy Candy? I'll take the whole box....

Here is the lovely Mariska Hargitay , pushing her own child in a relatively normally priced stroller, the Maclaren Quest ($225), through an airport. She's pulled together, but not Posh Spice crazy-overdone for the daytime. She's smiling at the photographer, sort of like she's saying, "I caught you! Now...

Kelly Ripa's son, Joaquin Consuelos, 4, is so cute that a talent agent didn't even notice his hot mama . How cute can the kid be? Life & Style is reporting that the agent was more interested in putting Joaquin in a Gap commercial. Kelly and her husband, Mark Conseulos, have not made a statement regarding...

I'll just call them Violet's parents. Here they are strolling through Santa Monica's famed Farmer's Market. No farmers were harmed in the making of this post. You'll notice that Ben has resorted to the classic "stroller is for stuff, not kids" routine that many of us have faced at one time or another...

Jenny McCarthy, whom I've seen naked, and her son Evan were seen catching a flight at LAX. Evan, who is autistic, was the inspiration for McCarthy writing a book on the subject. This doesn't bode well for her Scientologist friends that were trying to bring her into the fold. They like to pretend autism...

Melanie Brown, aka Scary Spice, is living up to her alter-ego's modus operandi. She is scaring the crap out of me. Figuratively, of course. I would hate to be on the business end of those red boots. (Are you paying attention Eddie?) I'm not sure where she's going, but judging by the contents of her stretched...

Everyone was so afraid Larry Birkhead would fade away, quietly, into obscurity and we'd never get to see Dannilynn, the most wanted baby in the world, ever again. Lucky for us, he brought her out for an interview on Fox New Channel with Greta Van Susteren that aired Monday night. Larry teared up, described...

Tori and Dean, out strolling with baby Liam through what looks like a bus station. No sign of Mimi La Rue, although she could totally be hidden under that groovy camo blanket. Dean is driving the Orbit ($900-ish), which should seem really considerate. I don't know. Brad ( cough, pussywhipped! cough)...

Periodically People or US Magazine or some other "news" source will publish a photo of the increasingly pregnant Julia Roberts. Here she is at 9 months pregnant, about to drop that baby on a street corner. But for some reason her pregnancy, and really her existence, is now met with a collective "Mmmm...

Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon have been spotted going to the doctor! According to thebosh.com , "the twosome, who have been dating for three months... were spotted leaving a large complex that houses many doctors' surgeries two weeks ago," and now they're at it again! Going to the doctor, that...