Babble

As much as I like to rag on Heidi Klum for her excessive use of nannies , I simply cannot fault her on her ability to produce mind-bogglingly gorgeous children . The angel wings seem superfluous on this one. Really. Even sticking his tongue out at the heavens (which is, I hear, standard practice among...

Teri Hatcher did not, apparently, make any friends at Eva Longoria's wedding. Which doesn't surprise me. She reeks of Eau de Attention-Whore, which usually repels more than it attracts. Case in point: Ms. Hatcher reportedly upset fellow guests at Eva Longoria's wedding by breaking away from the celebration...

Kate Moss may be a little rough around the everything lately, but at least she takes time to see her daughter, Lila, in between bars. I don't know if she's giving her a kiss or having her check her breath for schnapps. My favorite part of this picture is the pigeon jonesing in the background. Birds need...

This is Davinia Taylor. She's a British actress married to an agent that hangs with the English elite. How's that for a nutshell bio? Want to see more pictures of her? Don't search for them at work. What is the deal with all of these British celebrities only having nude photos available? Don't get me...

Hands up, who loved Pearl Harbor? I thought so. Oh, wait, Kate Beckinsale , husband Les Wiseman, and daughter Lily, are just waving a cab in NYC. That could take longer than sitting through the movie. Don't worry guys, one will stop. Maybe you should whistle.

The object of Heather Locklear's ire , Ms. Denise Ricards, always seems to be where the hand-outs are . Handouts that aren't available to the rest of us mind you, just for those that already have everything they could ever possibly need. It's not her fault, it's the system, and if I had the chance I...

Sean Preston Federline, according to Us Weekly , hasn't been affected by his momma's crazy . They quote Britney Spears from her website "[I'm] feeling more at peace. Now recently I find with my children that I want them to have that feeling all of the time." I have no idea what that means. I'm not sure...

Matt Damon, wife Luciana Bozan, and daughters Isabella and Alexia, take a little time away from those pesky Afflecks while vacationing in Hawaii. Not sure who the woman in black is that is edging her way into the shot. Knowing her, my guess would be Naomi Watts , but I may be wrong.

Jennifer Garner, and her lovely daughter Violet Affleck, 18 months, seem about as normal as the rest of us. Well, most of us. They seem pretty good at keeping it real. This family vacation , with Matt Damon and his family, has allowed for some great bonding with Violet, as well as some excellent playtime...

Us Weekly has a great feature with some of today's biggest celebrity babies. Here's David Ritchie, 21 months, son of Madonna, 48, and Guy Ritchie, 38. According to the magazine's source, young David is already getting equal parts culture and brainwashing. He gets a healthy dose of museums and parks,...