Babble

A clue: it's not Angelina, and it's not Jamie Lynn. It's not even a woman. it's... Jason Lee! Okay, so, he's not actually having the baby - his girlfriend, Ceren Alkac, who is not, to the best of my knowledge, a celebrity, is having the baby - but it is a girl. He let the news slip...

I'm not really one to judge (okay, maybe I am), but Larry Birkhead snuggling up to Paris Hilton just seems - what's the word? - icky . And, also, gross . I mean, I know that he got all up-close-and-personal with Anna Nicole Smith - close enough to produce little Dannie-Lynn - and that Ms. Anna...

Nick Nolte and his girlfriend Clytie Lane welcomed a baby girl into their lives this past Wednesday. How old is Nick Nolte, anyway? Sixty? Seventy? Guess he's still got it. Congrats, Nick and Clytie!

What can we say? Librarian With A Bad Weave is not a good look for Britney . The kid's cute, though. Looks a bit shell-shocked that Mommy dragged him out to run the paparazzi gauntlet, but whatevs. It's time with Mommy and that's what matters, right?

According to a former housekeeper , Melanie "Scary Spice" Brown left her two-month old daughter in the housekeeper's care when she took off to Vegas to get married. What was supposed to be "one evening of babysitting," says the housekeeper, "turned into four days." What's...

What the hell is Tori Spelling wearing here ? A nightgown? With boots? Whaddup, Tori? You get ordained and all of a sudden you're compelled to dress like an Olsen twin on bad meds? It's good thing she's being all sweet mummy with her baby and making those kissy faces, which, you know, melts...

What was it that I said last time about Britney ? That I really don't like ragging on her parenting skills? Well, if that's true - and it may not be entirely true - then I'm apparently going to have a rough ride as a gossip blogger. For one, because Britney provides us with evidence of her, um, deficiencies...

Violet Affleck better watch out, or soccer fan Tom Cruise might start trying to get Mommy and Daddy (Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck , respectively) to have you guys hang out. That couldn't be good. Look at your parents Violet, they know.

According to AHN , Britney Spears is filing a restraining order against her mother. She is taking this step to keep her mom, Lynne, away from her two sons. She claims that her mother is abusing prescription pain medication and Britney doesn't want her spending time with her boys, Sean Preston and Jayden...

Look Lady Marmalade, we get it. You don't want the world to "know" that Xtina is no longer a dirty girl. You aren't ready to face a world that knows Christina Aguilera is mommified . You want, heaven forbid, your privacy. We get it. You aren't fooling anyone with your big dresses and your quiet ways...