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To quote my favorite intellectual Larry Birkhead , " I told you so! " Here's the proud new doggie-mama out with puppy London and her ever-present caffeinated drink. The pink wig is a nice choice - it offsets the gold on her Marlboro package. Now the Humane Society is on Spears' case...

Britney Spears, confident that her stellar parenting skills could cross species, has gotten a new dog. Specifically, a $3000 Yorkie, which took her 30 minutes to pick out. That's 29 minutes longer than she spends each day with her real live human children. I'd love to give the girl a break, but this...