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Violet Affleck better watch out, or soccer fan Tom Cruise might start trying to get Mommy and Daddy (Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck , respectively) to have you guys hang out. That couldn't be good. Look at your parents Violet, they know.

According to AHN , Britney Spears is filing a restraining order against her mother. She is taking this step to keep her mom, Lynne, away from her two sons. She claims that her mother is abusing prescription pain medication and Britney doesn't want her spending time with her boys, Sean Preston and Jayden...

Usher and his fiancée, Tameka Foster, want to set the record straight on some rumors. First of all, she is not pregnant with the child of her ex. She tells People , "That is ridiculous, if that were the case, the baby would have been born already." Ah, playing the logic card. Nicely done, Tameka. Now...

Seal, with Heidi Klum and Leni out for some quality family time. It would appear that is Seal big on the self-promotion. Not only was Heidi sporting a shirt with his likeness on it the other day, but he too enjoys wearing Seal schwag. Why not? I would wear a shirt with my own picture on it if I had one...

Rachel Weisz, right, with son Henry Chance and fiance Darren Aronofsky on the streets of Serbia . Racel and Henry seem a bit indifferent to the whole thing, but Darren? Hell, Darren is looking smug. Me thinks he likes the attention.

Courtney Cox-Arquette isn't much for the frills and lace that many mothers throw upon their daughters every evening in the form of fairytales and princess lore. She's more of a recap the day sort of gal. Daddy, David Arquette, is apparently the wuss in the family (there's a newsflash), and provides the...

You may have heard that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt like to adopt the kids. It's their thing. Me? I collect snowglobes. To each their own. The other night Angelina told Jon Stewart that she would like to have about 14 kids. WTF? Really? Hey, more power to them. The kids need good homes, and theirs looks...

Katie, the bump , the mom shag , Tom, and Suri, are seen here getting ready to descend to our level. Apparently Tom "Top Gun" Cruise has reached the highest level of crazy , and can, and may, perform wedding ceremonies. The top level is called 'Clear' or 'The Larry Bird' to some people. Some people being...

There is some speculation amongst us speculators that Isla Fisher and Sacha Baron Cohen may be having not one, but two Baby Borats. This is based solely on rumor and the loose-lipped talk of a shopkeeper that said Isla came in and bought two of everything. In pink. Baby Borettes?

Recognize Lady Tremaine , aka The Wicked Stepmother from Cinderella ? See a resemblance to anyone we know? Here's a hint: How about the Evil Queen from Snow White ? Does she remind you of anyone? Someone in the "news" a lot? Okay, one more try. Here's Maleficent from Sleeping Beauty and her tame raven...