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The curvy body. The wild hormones. The empire-waisted dresses and shapeless shirts. But enough about Tom Cruise. He and Katie Holmes are shown here at the L.A. premiere of his new movie, Lions for Lambs , and Holmes appears to be sporting the latest celeb fashion accessory - the baby bump . The couple...

Hey - Why's Tom Cruise hugging on Victoria Beckham and looking like he wants to bang her? Oh, sorry - that's Katie Holmes, just back from her appointment at Supercuts where she got her new Posh 'do. As for Tom, he's obviously thinking, "Cool. It'll be just like hugging and banging...

Violet Affleck better watch out, or soccer fan Tom Cruise might start trying to get Mommy and Daddy (Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck , respectively) to have you guys hang out. That couldn't be good. Look at your parents Violet, they know.

Katie, the bump , the mom shag , Tom, and Suri, are seen here getting ready to descend to our level. Apparently Tom "Top Gun" Cruise has reached the highest level of crazy , and can, and may, perform wedding ceremonies. The top level is called 'Clear' or 'The Larry Bird' to some people. Some people being...