Babble

Seriously. Gwyneth Paltrow can barely stand up in those things. They're, like, five inches high. And sufficiently stilleto that either one of them could kill a man with relatively little application of force. Obviously, these shoes - like the others - are not going-to-the-park-with-the-kiddies shoes...

I don't what to think of Gwyneth Paltrow's shoes. I mean, I admire her fashion-forwardness - and her courage, because, well, I just dare anyone to try picking up a toddler while wearing those things - but really? They're kinda some strange hybrid of Victorian court shoe and tranny-stripper...