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Step 1) Watch Christina Aguilera maneuver breasts into BMW (the steps go downhill from here). Step 2) See paparazzi taking pictures of Christina Aguilera and that guy she's always with. Step 3) Put your old, Good Samaritan ass in the line of fire, so to speak. Step 4) Dent Christina Aguilera's...

Amazingly, I came across this picture of Christina Aguilera where you aren't completely distracted by her massive maternal mammaries . Hear that? It's the sound of millions of men everywhere clicking away from this post. Xtina is at a Rock The Vote event taking place at the opening of the new...