Babble

Look Lady Marmalade, we get it. You don't want the world to "know" that Xtina is no longer a dirty girl. You aren't ready to face a world that knows Christina Aguilera is mommified . You want, heaven forbid, your privacy. We get it. You aren't fooling anyone with your big dresses and your quiet ways...

Usher and his fiancée, Tameka Foster, want to set the record straight on some rumors. First of all, she is not pregnant with the child of her ex. She tells People , "That is ridiculous, if that were the case, the baby would have been born already." Ah, playing the logic card. Nicely done, Tameka. Now...

Ain't nothing gonna slow her down. Uh, Oh. She's gotta keep on movin'. Seriously, Keri Russell just plopped little River out on the 9th, and she looks fit as a fiddle, whatever the hell that means. She also looks like she's been doing this mom thing for a lot longer than 2 weeks. Maybe she's "acting...