Babble

Violet Affleck better watch out, or soccer fan Tom Cruise might start trying to get Mommy and Daddy (Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck , respectively) to have you guys hang out. That couldn't be good. Look at your parents Violet, they know.

Katie, the bump , the mom shag , Tom, and Suri, are seen here getting ready to descend to our level. Apparently Tom "Top Gun" Cruise has reached the highest level of crazy , and can, and may, perform wedding ceremonies. The top level is called 'Clear' or 'The Larry Bird' to some people. Some people being...