Babble

Violet Affleck better watch out, or soccer fan Tom Cruise might start trying to get Mommy and Daddy (Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck , respectively) to have you guys hang out. That couldn't be good. Look at your parents Violet, they know.

According to AHN , Britney Spears is filing a restraining order against her mother. She is taking this step to keep her mom, Lynne, away from her two sons. She claims that her mother is abusing prescription pain medication and Britney doesn't want her spending time with her boys, Sean Preston and Jayden...

Look Lady Marmalade, we get it. You don't want the world to "know" that Xtina is no longer a dirty girl. You aren't ready to face a world that knows Christina Aguilera is mommified . You want, heaven forbid, your privacy. We get it. You aren't fooling anyone with your big dresses and your quiet ways...

Usher and his fiancée, Tameka Foster, want to set the record straight on some rumors. First of all, she is not pregnant with the child of her ex. She tells People , "That is ridiculous, if that were the case, the baby would have been born already." Ah, playing the logic card. Nicely done, Tameka. Now...

Ain't nothing gonna slow her down. Uh, Oh. She's gotta keep on movin'. Seriously, Keri Russell just plopped little River out on the 9th, and she looks fit as a fiddle, whatever the hell that means. She also looks like she's been doing this mom thing for a lot longer than 2 weeks. Maybe she's "acting...

Look Christina, you know you're pregnant. We know you're pregnant. Why don't we drop this silly charade and admit it already. You're being a tease. I bet that's the first time you've ever heard that, isn't it?

Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon has announced ( to People ) that she and her husband, talent agent Michael Nilon, are expecting twins. I hope they're also expecting to never sleep again. Ever.

You may have heard that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt like to adopt the kids. It's their thing. Me? I collect snowglobes. To each their own. The other night Angelina told Jon Stewart that she would like to have about 14 kids. WTF? Really? Hey, more power to them. The kids need good homes, and theirs looks...

There is some speculation amongst us speculators that Isla Fisher and Sacha Baron Cohen may be having not one, but two Baby Borats. This is based solely on rumor and the loose-lipped talk of a shopkeeper that said Isla came in and bought two of everything. In pink. Baby Borettes?