Babble

There must be something in the water. There sure are a lot of pregnancy rumors floating around. For instance: Brooke Burke following up Heaven Rain with a new baby. She should name the kid Chocolate . Keira Knightley dresses the part. Are the hormones making Britney Spears crazy? Angelina Jolie is rumored...

Look Lady Marmalade, we get it. You don't want the world to "know" that Xtina is no longer a dirty girl. You aren't ready to face a world that knows Christina Aguilera is mommified . You want, heaven forbid, your privacy. We get it. You aren't fooling anyone with your big dresses and your quiet ways...

Look Christina, you know you're pregnant. We know you're pregnant. Why don't we drop this silly charade and admit it already. You're being a tease. I bet that's the first time you've ever heard that, isn't it?