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Oh, PUH- leeze , Heidi. We know that you and Seal are so hot for each other that you're practically knocking over the strollers to get at each other. Do you have to keep reminding us? And, do you have to insist that you keep those flames a-burnin' with date nights? (Because, um, you totally already...

What will Heidi Klum do? How will she retain the crown of MILFiest Mom In The History Of The World, Ever , if she does not have her peek-a-boo diamond studded bras or pearl-encrusted thongs from Victoria's Secret? However will she rock that sexy then ? Victoria's Secret is reported to be toning...

According to Models.com, Heidi Klum is the number one most sexiest model, ever, because not only is she awesome with her clothes (mostly) off, she has her own line of candy. The website ranked Heidi as number one on their Top 25 Sexiest Models list, stating their reasons as follows: “Project Runway with...

How many Muppets were killed in the making of that coat? For seriously? Also, who told Heidi Klum that hair-crimping is back in style? Or is it back in style, along with those skin-tight black pleather leggings that were all the rage in glam-goth circles in the late eighties? Has The Factory re-opened...

Like this should surprise anyone, given her enthusiasm for body parts in general (and given the general superiority of her frontside to her backside ). Check out Heidi's gleeful admiration of herself and fondling of herself right here (FUNNIEST. VIDEO. EVER):

You know what? As much as I love oogling and mocking men in tight thongs , there is a limit to how much thong-news that I can take in one week. Also, I don't really need to hear any more about how Heidi Klum just luuuurves her husband's twig and berries - or should I say, log and giant mushrooms...