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I can just imagine this discussion: "BOYS! WHERE ARE YOUR TROUSERS?!" "But Mummy. You're not wearing trousers . We thought perhaps we needn't wear trousers, Mummy. It's so very hot." "I'M WEARING A DRESS." "Mummy? But it doesn't cover your bum, Mummy...

Again with the no pants. What's up with that? I mean, okay, I know that for some women short-short dresses are a way of life - the miniskirt did have a good run of it, after all - but really? Short-short dresses that just look like shirts? On women who are no longer twenty-years old? Not so much...

Posh turned 34-years-old and she dined out with her new BFF Kate Beckinsale and their husbands, David Beckham and Len Wisemen respectively. Also there, Eva Longoria Parker - Eva owns the restaurant - Beso in Hollywood, and I'm sure she gave her friend the star treatment - no pun intended. More photos...

Oh my gosh, Posh has been dumped! Uh, not by her husband and baby daddy if that's what you were thinking - but by several American boutiques. They've dropped her dVb denim line because sales were, well, basically sucking. Victoria has not been actively promoting her fashion line, which duh, is...

Seriously. I know that it's, like, LA and you're a fame-whoring tartlet who never met a crazy outfit - or a photo-op - that she didn't like, but really? A micro-mini dress - that looks more like a shirt - to go grocery shopping? Were your kids with you? Doesn't being in public with a...

See? This is what a mom really should wear to the park with her kids. Bright yellow low-slung jeans, cut extra long to cover one's five inch stiletto boots and drag in the grass. You know, for that authentic grass-stained look. Top it off with a mini satin zip-front jacket - no top underneath, natch...

Victoria Beckham is launching yet another line of something or other (what was the last thing? perfume? tractor exhaust pipes?) but she wants the world to know that she's not doing it because she's some kind of money-grubbing attention-whore. You know, like Britney Spears: "I'm a complete...