Babble

You know, there is just so much not to like about Dina Lohan. She aided and abetted her elder daughter in substance abuse, she made every effort to ensure that said daughter took the best-paying but most craptastic jobs available in Hollywood (Herbie? Really? ), she did everything in her power to wedge...

I don't know what school Claudia Schiffer's kid goes to, but they have kick-ass uniforms. Where can I get one? Also, how does she walk in those shoes? She and Christina Aguilera must know something that the rest of us don't. Or do the laws of physics simply not apply to celebrities? Bah.

This is Davinia Taylor. She's a British actress married to an agent that hangs with the English elite. How's that for a nutshell bio? Want to see more pictures of her? Don't search for them at work. What is the deal with all of these British celebrities only having nude photos available? Don't get me...

Hands up, who loved Pearl Harbor? I thought so. Oh, wait, Kate Beckinsale , husband Les Wiseman, and daughter Lily, are just waving a cab in NYC. That could take longer than sitting through the movie. Don't worry guys, one will stop. Maybe you should whistle.

The object of Heather Locklear's ire , Ms. Denise Ricards, always seems to be where the hand-outs are . Handouts that aren't available to the rest of us mind you, just for those that already have everything they could ever possibly need. It's not her fault, it's the system, and if I had the chance I...

Sean Preston Federline, according to Us Weekly , hasn't been affected by his momma's crazy . They quote Britney Spears from her website "[I'm] feeling more at peace. Now recently I find with my children that I want them to have that feeling all of the time." I have no idea what that means. I'm not sure...

Matt Damon, wife Luciana Bozan, and daughters Isabella and Alexia, take a little time away from those pesky Afflecks while vacationing in Hawaii. Not sure who the woman in black is that is edging her way into the shot. Knowing her, my guess would be Naomi Watts , but I may be wrong.

Jennifer Garner, and her lovely daughter Violet Affleck, 18 months, seem about as normal as the rest of us. Well, most of us. They seem pretty good at keeping it real. This family vacation , with Matt Damon and his family, has allowed for some great bonding with Violet, as well as some excellent playtime...

Us Weekly has a great feature with some of today's biggest celebrity babies. Here's David Ritchie, 21 months, son of Madonna, 48, and Guy Ritchie, 38. According to the magazine's source, young David is already getting equal parts culture and brainwashing. He gets a healthy dose of museums and parks,...

According to AHN , Britney Spears is filing a restraining order against her mother. She is taking this step to keep her mom, Lynne, away from her two sons. She claims that her mother is abusing prescription pain medication and Britney doesn't want her spending time with her boys, Sean Preston and Jayden...