Babble

As much as I like to rag on Heidi Klum for her excessive use of nannies , I simply cannot fault her on her ability to produce mind-bogglingly gorgeous children . The angel wings seem superfluous on this one. Really. Even sticking his tongue out at the heavens (which is, I hear, standard practice among...

What was it that I said last time about Britney ? That I really don't like ragging on her parenting skills? Well, if that's true - and it may not be entirely true - then I'm apparently going to have a rough ride as a gossip blogger. For one, because Britney provides us with evidence of her, um, deficiencies...

The object of Heather Locklear's ire , Ms. Denise Ricards, always seems to be where the hand-outs are . Handouts that aren't available to the rest of us mind you, just for those that already have everything they could ever possibly need. It's not her fault, it's the system, and if I had the chance I...

Us Weekly has a great feature with some of today's biggest celebrity babies. Here's David Ritchie, 21 months, son of Madonna, 48, and Guy Ritchie, 38. According to the magazine's source, young David is already getting equal parts culture and brainwashing. He gets a healthy dose of museums and parks,...

According to AHN , Britney Spears is filing a restraining order against her mother. She is taking this step to keep her mom, Lynne, away from her two sons. She claims that her mother is abusing prescription pain medication and Britney doesn't want her spending time with her boys, Sean Preston and Jayden...

Look Lady Marmalade, we get it. You don't want the world to "know" that Xtina is no longer a dirty girl. You aren't ready to face a world that knows Christina Aguilera is mommified . You want, heaven forbid, your privacy. We get it. You aren't fooling anyone with your big dresses and your quiet ways...

Ain't nothing gonna slow her down. Uh, Oh. She's gotta keep on movin'. Seriously, Keri Russell just plopped little River out on the 9th, and she looks fit as a fiddle, whatever the hell that means. She also looks like she's been doing this mom thing for a lot longer than 2 weeks. Maybe she's "acting...

Look Christina, you know you're pregnant. We know you're pregnant. Why don't we drop this silly charade and admit it already. You're being a tease. I bet that's the first time you've ever heard that, isn't it?

Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon has announced ( to People ) that she and her husband, talent agent Michael Nilon, are expecting twins. I hope they're also expecting to never sleep again. Ever.

Seriously, look at this kid. Shilo Jolie-Pitt looks like she swam a few laps in the gene pool. She's so cute, she's almost pretty. Already. Good thing the camera likes you Shiloh, because the cameras are going to be liking you for a long time. Ain't fame a bitch? Update: Thanks to a 1am posting and three...