Babble

What was it that I said last time about Britney ? That I really don't like ragging on her parenting skills? Well, if that's true - and it may not be entirely true - then I'm apparently going to have a rough ride as a gossip blogger. For one, because Britney provides us with evidence of her, um, deficiencies...

According to AHN , Britney Spears is filing a restraining order against her mother. She is taking this step to keep her mom, Lynne, away from her two sons. She claims that her mother is abusing prescription pain medication and Britney doesn't want her spending time with her boys, Sean Preston and Jayden...

Look Lady Marmalade, we get it. You don't want the world to "know" that Xtina is no longer a dirty girl. You aren't ready to face a world that knows Christina Aguilera is mommified . You want, heaven forbid, your privacy. We get it. You aren't fooling anyone with your big dresses and your quiet ways...

Look Christina, you know you're pregnant. We know you're pregnant. Why don't we drop this silly charade and admit it already. You're being a tease. I bet that's the first time you've ever heard that, isn't it?

You may have heard that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt like to adopt the kids. It's their thing. Me? I collect snowglobes. To each their own. The other night Angelina told Jon Stewart that she would like to have about 14 kids. WTF? Really? Hey, more power to them. The kids need good homes, and theirs looks...

Katie and Suri hitting the beach. Katie is not doing anything to discourage the pregnancy rumors . That suit is only worn by two kinds of women, old or pregnant, and despite her hair, she isn't old.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, might, MIGHT, be expecting again. The source for this is The Sun , which is like saying the source for this is the guy on the subway. They are going with all of the staples here, the bump, the desire, the haircut . Stay tuned!

BFF's Ben Affleck and Matt Damon, along with the lovely Violet and the all-knowing Jennifer Garner , spent some time together in Hawaii. Damon's wife and kid were there too. Ben must not be much of a beach guy, judging by the socks and shoes. I'm also guessing he's not much of a 2007 guy, judging by...

Marcia Cross and her husband Tom Mahoney christened their twin daughters on Sunday at Santa Barbara's Trinity Episcopal Church. The little ladies, Eden and Savannah, were decked out in matching christening gowns, and carried to and fro by their happy parents. How do I know they're happy? "I'm so happy...