Babble

Nice . I suppose that we can expect Jayden James' cover to carry the headline Mommy Why Are You Such A Drug-Addled Tart? Classy, US Weekly. Real classy.

As much as I like to rag on Heidi Klum for her excessive use of nannies , I simply cannot fault her on her ability to produce mind-bogglingly gorgeous children . The angel wings seem superfluous on this one. Really. Even sticking his tongue out at the heavens (which is, I hear, standard practice among...

The object of Heather Locklear's ire , Ms. Denise Ricards, always seems to be where the hand-outs are . Handouts that aren't available to the rest of us mind you, just for those that already have everything they could ever possibly need. It's not her fault, it's the system, and if I had the chance I...

Violet Affleck better watch out, or soccer fan Tom Cruise might start trying to get Mommy and Daddy (Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck , respectively) to have you guys hang out. That couldn't be good. Look at your parents Violet, they know.