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No Britney No! The conservatorship that has Britney's dad Jamie taking care of her personal and professional "stuff" expires on the same day that Sam Lufti is going to appear in court to try to get out of the restraining order that keeps him away from Britney. Ewww, he's so slimy. I...

Wow, a night of peace and quiet for Britney Spears. Britney Spears headed out for dinner with her mom Lynne Spears last night without being mobbed by paparazzi. Supposedly there was only one camera around and later that night they were arrested (the cameramen, not Brit and her mom). Maybe people are...

Britney and K-Fed have come to an agreement. They have agreed to let K-Fed have custody but Britney gets more visitation time. Yay! for Britney. What does this mean for Jayden James and Sean Preston? It means they get to stay with daddy but get to see mommy more often. It also means that K-Fed will be...

The custody hearing that transpired on Thursday June 26 did not settle anything in terms of young Sean Preston and Jayden James custody arrangement, so Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are heading to trial . "The mediation didn't result in an agreement that would avoid the trial set in August...

Oh, damn y'all! I just cain't do it! All y'all are makin' me sick! Or some such was the excuse when Britney just didn't show up at court today to give the deposition required of her in her long-running custody battle with ex-husband kevin Federline. Which, you know, you just don't...

Just kidding. Of course Jesus wouldn't reject Spears. What was that bit in Gospels? The pantiless shall inherit the earth ? Jesus loves all of his flock, even the ones who drive around on amphetamines with their kids in the backseat, looking for their next frappuccino fix. Jesus loves us all . That...

Britney Spears a kleptomaniac? That, at least, was the story this morning from a Swedish newspaper, which reported that Britney lifted four designer coats from designer Katja Berglund at the Scandinavian Style Mansion party in LA this past weekend. The coats were worth a total five-finger discount of...

What is it with Ryan Seacrest getting all the Britney attention ? Anyway, that nagging rumor about her being pregnant again ? False, according to a text message sent from the pop trainwreck to the radio show host this morning. BUT WE AREN'T BUYING BRITNEY'S STORY JUST YET! From Sam Lufti herself...

Perez Hilton has proclaimed this young lady the next YouTube sensation, and I gotta say, she's pretty funny. She's pretty hard on Britney, though, calling her "fat" and "sucky" and passing all variety of harsh judgment on her appearance and talent and capabilities as a mother...

Welcome to Team Britney, bitches. The only thing sadder than the mess Britney Spears has made of her life is a group of people denying that it is happening. Team Britney, aka the board of Taco Bell shareholders, is a collection of Britney fans (judging by the photo I'd say it's a collection of...