Babble

Oh, damn y'all! I just cain't do it! All y'all are makin' me sick! Or some such was the excuse when Britney just didn't show up at court today to give the deposition required of her in her long-running custody battle with ex-husband kevin Federline. Which, you know, you just don't...

Just kidding. Of course Jesus wouldn't reject Spears. What was that bit in Gospels? The pantiless shall inherit the earth ? Jesus loves all of his flock, even the ones who drive around on amphetamines with their kids in the backseat, looking for their next frappuccino fix. Jesus loves us all . That...

Perez Hilton has proclaimed this young lady the next YouTube sensation, and I gotta say, she's pretty funny. She's pretty hard on Britney, though, calling her "fat" and "sucky" and passing all variety of harsh judgment on her appearance and talent and capabilities as a mother...

We get pretty snarky, sometimes, here at Famecrawler; there's really no good reason to do celebrity gossip, I think, unless you're going to give it an edge. Still, we try to not be mean (quibble if you must, but still - we try). And we certainly draw the snark line at the kiddies. No making fun...