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Because she's human, y'all! During a radio interview between Ryan Seacrest and Britney hanger-on Sam Lufti on Thursday, the pop singer's voice suddenly came on the line, speaking from the shower: "Get out, I'm naked, get out!" Spears is heard telling pal Sam Lutfi as he carries...

Like we needed more evidence that Adnan Ghalib - Britney's paparazzo boy-toy - is an opportunistic skeez: the photos that surfaced this week of Britney buying a pregnancy test were taken by Adnan's photo agency. Speculation is that Britney was actually colluded with Ghalib to set up the photos...

... a handful of paparazzi have to go and (almost) run her off the road. Like she doesn't have enough trouble driving right now, what with all the effort of maintaining that British accent and figuring out when and where she's going to strip next. I know, that's mean. One shouldn't snark...

Just when you think that Britney's one-way carnival ride to hell in a handbasket couldn't get anymore bizarre, comes this: Britney, naked, in a mall, screaming profanities at terrified Betsey Johnson salesgirls. Also, possibly, sex in a dressing room stall. Whether this was before or after she...

These pictures are surfacing of Britney Spears buying a pregnancy test with boyfriend/hanger-on Adnan Ghalib. In an attempt to deny the obvious, tragic thought that Spears is pregnant by a man she's only known for three weeks, I came up with some other reasons why she might be buying a pregnancy...

I really, really, really hope that this amounts to nothing more than normal toddler wear and tear. According to Usmagazine.com, bite marks and bruises were found on Jayden James when the police investigated the Spears household last week. A bodyguard reported that the bite mark came from Jayden's...

Dr. Evil Phil has cancelled plans to dedicate an episode of Dr. Phil Now to the recent traumas undergone by Britney Spears. Speaking in terms of profound understatment, he said that the situation was "too intense:" "As was widely reported this weekend, at the request of concerned family...

Britney Spears' surprising, and seemingly premature release from the psych ward of Cedars Sinai Medical Center has Kevin Federline understandably "freaked out." Federline, who was awarded sole custody of sons Sean Preston and Jayden James on Friday after Britney's meltdown, is reportedly...

Was it just a mental breakdown, as some sources are saying, or did Britney try to commit suicide, or OD on drugs? According to an insider at Cedars-Sinai, it's one or the other, or both. The source told US magazine that Britney's been designated 'special needs', which is reserved for...

In an emergency court hearing earlier this afternoon, Kevin Federline was awarded sole physical and legal custody of his sons Jayden James and Sean Preston. Britney Spears' visitation rights were suspended after her standoff with police last night that ended with her being rushed to the hospital...