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Oh, damn y'all! I just cain't do it! All y'all are makin' me sick! Or some such was the excuse when Britney just didn't show up at court today to give the deposition required of her in her long-running custody battle with ex-husband kevin Federline. Which, you know, you just don't...

Just kidding. Of course Jesus wouldn't reject Spears. What was that bit in Gospels? The pantiless shall inherit the earth ? Jesus loves all of his flock, even the ones who drive around on amphetamines with their kids in the backseat, looking for their next frappuccino fix. Jesus loves us all . That...

Apparently Child Services isn't the only one searching for Britney. Yahoo has deemed Britney Spears the top search term for 2007 . And I thought it would be "naked porn boobs." Paris Hilton came in third, edged out of the number two spot by World Wrestling Entertainment which garnered a...

OK! Magazine claims to have the "Exclusive Inside Britney's Birthday Bash." But after reading this article , what it looks like is Brit's friends were too cheap to throw her a party , so they crashed someone else's instead. OK! reports that Sharon Stone was hosting an event at a...

Life & Style magazine has made it it's business to track the physical transformation of Britney Spears over the years - who they claim has had more than a little work done - and their little photo-essay on the subject sure is interesting. I'd say that the boob work looks pretty obvious. Maybe...

Of all the people who might have sprung to Britney's defense, George Clooney was kinda the last person I expected to see riding up on a white horse. I mean, that's nice and all for Britney - they don't come much more dashing than Mr. Clooney - but really ? Clooney recently told Entertainment...

Perez Hilton has proclaimed this young lady the next YouTube sensation, and I gotta say, she's pretty funny. She's pretty hard on Britney, though, calling her "fat" and "sucky" and passing all variety of harsh judgment on her appearance and talent and capabilities as a mother...

Don't they know they can buy a turkey in the store? I hope they don't deep-fry her. Billy Ray Cyrus asked In Touch magazine to pass a message to Britney Spears. Doesn't it seem it would get there faster if he just left a note at Starbucks? Here is part of his message: "Honey you are...

Welcome to Team Britney, bitches. The only thing sadder than the mess Britney Spears has made of her life is a group of people denying that it is happening. Team Britney, aka the board of Taco Bell shareholders, is a collection of Britney fans (judging by the photo I'd say it's a collection of...

I just got done talking about Kate Hudson's latest flame and she's already moved on. She sure does "date" a lot of guys. In the last month she's been connected to Owen Wilson, Dax Shepard, Dane Cook, Orlando Bloom and now Heath Ledger . That's a pretty good run. Who do you think...