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Apparently, K-Fed has not received any of the messages that I've been sending him about this new look of his. Dude: NOT GOOD. Seriously. LOSE THE CULOTTES. Also, do something about that hairdo. It looks like a partial-Brazilian gone wrong. And take a shower. You look greasy. It's bad news when...

That's what Shar Jackson says about those crazy pictures of K-Fed sporting a Rodney Dangerfield gut. He's just put on a bit of a daddy-tummy, that's all: "It's daddy weight!" she told Usmagazine.com . "When you are a full time parent, sometimes you can't focus on you...

Kevin Federline is pregnant! At least that's what the FameCrawler headline would read if this were a woman. In what appears to be a far cry from his days as a lean break dancing machine, K-Fed was photographed last week playing golf and looking like he's about to give birth to Jennifer Lopez'...

Britney Spears is definitely pregnant, at least if you can believe Adnan Ghalib. Britney's paparazzi boyfriend is telling everyone that he has indeed planted his seed in the struggling pop star. A friend of Adnan's tells Star magazine, "Britney is Adnan's dream come true. He knows that...

Because she's human, y'all! During a radio interview between Ryan Seacrest and Britney hanger-on Sam Lufti on Thursday, the pop singer's voice suddenly came on the line, speaking from the shower: "Get out, I'm naked, get out!" Spears is heard telling pal Sam Lutfi as he carries...

Like we needed more evidence that Adnan Ghalib - Britney's paparazzo boy-toy - is an opportunistic skeez: the photos that surfaced this week of Britney buying a pregnancy test were taken by Adnan's photo agency. Speculation is that Britney was actually colluded with Ghalib to set up the photos...

... a handful of paparazzi have to go and (almost) run her off the road. Like she doesn't have enough trouble driving right now, what with all the effort of maintaining that British accent and figuring out when and where she's going to strip next. I know, that's mean. One shouldn't snark...

Just when you think that Britney's one-way carnival ride to hell in a handbasket couldn't get anymore bizarre, comes this: Britney, naked, in a mall, screaming profanities at terrified Betsey Johnson salesgirls. Also, possibly, sex in a dressing room stall. Whether this was before or after she...

These pictures are surfacing of Britney Spears buying a pregnancy test with boyfriend/hanger-on Adnan Ghalib. In an attempt to deny the obvious, tragic thought that Spears is pregnant by a man she's only known for three weeks, I came up with some other reasons why she might be buying a pregnancy...