Babble

So, let's say that you're a mega-rich, uber-fabulous, superstar family that jets around the world making movies and adopting children. Let's say that in that in a span of two years, you've lived in six different countries, and crossed the Atlantic more often than you've crossed a...

(photo - JustJared.com) Sharon Osbourne wants to adopt Brad Pitt . “I would adopt him any day," she said at the Elton John AIDS Foundation Benefit on Tuesday. "Forget the babies, I’ll have him. I’m such a dirty old cow.” No word on how Angelina took this news, but I'm guessing that she'd...

Wow. That would make her, like, practically a virgin. If it were true. Which, ha. Let's do some counting. Angie cites Jonny Lee Miller, Billy Bob, Brad and some "nameless man" as her four. But if you factor in her own reports a few years back of casual sex with male friends and arranging...

Ass-grabbing has been, since the beginning of time, a tried and true courting ritual. What better way to say "I want to make babies" than to grab a fistful of your beloved's buttcheek and squeeze? All of which is to say, I'm guessing that we can take the evidence of the above photographs...