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Because she's human, y'all! During a radio interview between Ryan Seacrest and Britney hanger-on Sam Lufti on Thursday, the pop singer's voice suddenly came on the line, speaking from the shower: "Get out, I'm naked, get out!" Spears is heard telling pal Sam Lutfi as he carries...

Like we needed more evidence that Adnan Ghalib - Britney's paparazzo boy-toy - is an opportunistic skeez: the photos that surfaced this week of Britney buying a pregnancy test were taken by Adnan's photo agency. Speculation is that Britney was actually colluded with Ghalib to set up the photos...

... a handful of paparazzi have to go and (almost) run her off the road. Like she doesn't have enough trouble driving right now, what with all the effort of maintaining that British accent and figuring out when and where she's going to strip next. I know, that's mean. One shouldn't snark...

Just when you think that Britney's one-way carnival ride to hell in a handbasket couldn't get anymore bizarre, comes this: Britney, naked, in a mall, screaming profanities at terrified Betsey Johnson salesgirls. Also, possibly, sex in a dressing room stall. Whether this was before or after she...

These pictures are surfacing of Britney Spears buying a pregnancy test with boyfriend/hanger-on Adnan Ghalib. In an attempt to deny the obvious, tragic thought that Spears is pregnant by a man she's only known for three weeks, I came up with some other reasons why she might be buying a pregnancy...