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Celebrities Are Not Immune To The Crappy Real Estate Market

karenrani — Tue, 27 May 2008 12:02:00 GMT

Christina Aguilera bought The Osbourne's house not to long ago for over $11 million dollars, and she's selling her current home in Hollywood Hills for nearly $8 million.

Why?

Her current home is an adult playground of a gym, a pool and a 12-person spa with a fireplace, a professional screening room that seats 18, five bedrooms and seven bathrooms in 6,500 square feet, and it all sits at the end of a cul-de-sac.

And it's not childproof.

So the pop diva is moving her family to the new digs she bought last summer. Six bedrooms and 10 bathrooms in 11,500 square feet ought to do the trick. Hopefully the dog poop was cleaned up. Yuck.

See what I did there? Dog poop? Crappy Real Estate?

If Dog Poop Mansion doesn't work out, they could always live in her E-cup.

Christina Aguilera: These Boobs Aren't Made For Buying

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 21 May 2008 21:14:00 GMT

Lactating mama Christina Aguilera may be flashing her boobies all over town, but beware - don't tell her you like what you see. A fan who spotted Xtina at a Hollywood nightclub was thrown out of the club for doing so.

Aguilera was hanging with friends at hotspot Villa when a fan sent over a drink, which Christina declined and sent back to the male admirer. When he persisted and sent over another, Christina promptly had the man escorted out by security guards.

I know celebs are wary of potential stalkers, but having the poor guy kicked out seems a little extreme. Maybe Christina, who recently gave birth to son Max, has her mothering instincts in high gear. Then again, maybe she just didn't like the drink the dude sent over.

Must have been a Dirrty martini.

Xtina & Baby Max!

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[photo: DailyMail.com]

Christina Aguilera's Boobs Are Her Secret Weapon

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 19 May 2008 14:35:00 GMT

They look pretty deadly, and now it's confirmed: Christina Aguielra admits her boobs are her secret weapon. Against baby weight, that is. Aguilera, who gave birth to baby Max in January, says "Breastfeeding is my secret workout. It can take a lot out of you, so the pounds tend to fall off."

Judging by this photo taken during her recent trip to New York, Christina's boobs could feed the entire city of Manhattan.

Remember: just as it's acceptable to talk about a woman's boobs when she's pregnant, it's perfectly fine to talk about a woman's boobs when she's breastfeeding. And when they're used as a weight-loss device? Even more okay.

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Christina Aguilera Rocks The Boobs - I Mean The Vote

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 23:01:00 GMT

Amazingly, I came across this picture of Christina Aguilera where you aren't completely distracted by her massive maternal mammaries. Hear that? It's the sound of millions of men everywhere clicking away from this post.

Xtina is at a Rock The Vote event taking place at the opening of the new Kitson Men in Beverly Hills. Girlfriend doesn't look too happy - maybe the baby is kicking her bladder, which they often do at this stage. Although I'd look pretty pissed, too, if I took my pregnant self all the way down to Kitson and all they gave me was a fugly t-shirt.

[photo: Hollyscoop.com]

Just Guessing, But It Looks Like a Bad Time To Ask Christina Aguilera If She's Pregnant

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 20:35:00 GMT

Bad day? Fight with a backup dancer? Christina Aguilera, spotted out in L.A. on Monday, doesn't look very happy here. Maybe she's still pissed about having her pregnancy announced by her former-friend and bigmouth Paris Hilton. Or maybe she just read about Halle Berry's pregnancy pampering and is thinking about how husband Jordan Bratman hasn't even given her a backrub and still expects her to unload the dishwasher by herself.

Either way, it's probably not a good time to ask her when the baby's due. Or what she thinks about Britney.

[photo: UsMagazine.com]

Christina Aguilera at the Emmys: Showing Us Two Other Signs She's Pregnant

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 23:05:00 GMT

Not that there's any doubt.

Speaking of the obvious, I couldn't help but compare Christina's classy performance last night with Britney Spears' train-wreck escapade last week on the VMAs. Also, if you'll recall Aguilera beat out Spears in the Best New Artist category at the 2000 Grammy Awards. There was a slight controversy, as Spears was definitely the more popular of the two at the time. What a difference seven years, a couple of marriages, and one too many late nights at Les Deux makes...

Christina Aguilera and Her Emmy Announcement

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 03:35:00 GMT

Christina Aguilera is seen here arriving for tonight's Emmy Awards. She declined to discuss her pregnancy on the red carpet but once inside it appears she made a subtle announcement once she got inside - she performed 'Stepping Out With My Baby' with Tony Bennett. Hello, pregnancy confirmation!

Just an innocent song? What about the montage of ultrasound photos projected in the background during their duet, or Christina's date who she introduced as her doula? Okay, I made those last couple of things up, but I still say tonight was Christina's sneaky way of telling us she's knocked up.

[photo: Mathew Imaging/FilmMagic.com]

Paris Hilton Reveals Pregnancy

sweatpantsmom — Sun, 09 Sep 2007 21:05:00 GMT

Fortunately for us, it wasn't her own. Hilton spilled the beans on (former) friend Christina Aguilera's not-well-kept secret on Saturday night at a Las Vegas party. Aguilera, who was hosting the party at LAX Nightclub in the Luxor, sat stunned as Hilton told the packed crowd, "Congratulations to the most beautiful pregnant woman in the world. You're gorgeous," Yet one more reason not to give Paris Hilton your PIN number.

Aguilera, who has never formally announced her pregnancy, sank her head into husband Jordan Bratman's shoulder when Hilton made the announcement but recovered quickly to congratulatory applause from the crowd. There's been no word from Aguilera, although I imagine she's busy spreading super glue on the seat of Paris' Bentley and filling her shampoo bottles with Nair.

[photo: Chris Weeks/WireImage.com]

Christina Aguilera Is Probably Most Definitely Pregnant For Sure, We Think

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 14:55:00 GMT

Christina Aguilera sure looks like she's got a bun in the oven but has never officially announced she's pregnant. I guess she's trying to pull a Nicole Richie by keeping it a 'secret', but by the time Richie 'disclosed' her pregnancy on "Good Morning America" I had already downloaded her ultrasound from the internet and was using it as my screensaver.

Aguilera is into big productions, and I predict her announcement won't be just some interview on a daily news show. When the time comes, she'll do it during a performance where she'll strip off her shirt to reveal her pregnant belly, summon her backup dancers who'll be dressed as EPT sticks and sing Dirrty in front of a fifty-foot video screen showing the conception. Christina, please don't make us wait any longer.

Christina Aguilera Cancels Concerts in Australia (What A Girl Wants is Some Bedrest)

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 21:35:00 GMT

Christina Aguilera has cancelled two concerts in Australia because of a flu virus. Normally I don't believe it when celebrities talk about having a 'flu virus' or suffering from 'exhaustion,' since you know that they're just euphemisms for 'stayed up all night drinking tequila and then woke up in the alley.'

But I believe Christina, since pregnant ladies don't lie. Except maybe to pretend to go into labor in order to cut in line at Target. Not that I would know.

[photo: People.com]