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Madonna & Gwyneth Paltrow's Make Out Session?

Sassy1969 — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 16:34:00 GMT

I know we all do things before we become parents that we're not always proud of, but it seems like Madonna has a lot of skeletons (well hers are pretty much out in the open) in her proverbial closet. I'm thinking there's not much Madonna could shock us with but I'm surprised that Gwyneth Paltrow would makeout with Madge. Maybe she was drunk? Or desperate? Both? Or, perhaps she was just as surprised as the onlookers...

According to Christoper Ciccone's (Madonna's bro) accounts from his new tell-all, a tongue on tongue session between his sister and Gwyneth took place at a party. Madonna was apparently dancing on a table at Donatella Versace's New Year's Eve bash when she grabbed Paltrow and wanted her to dance. Then, out of the blue (or not), the Like A Virgin (my ass) songstress grabs Gwyn and starts driving her tongue down the young actress's throat.

I'm not sure what happened next, but I'm hoping Gwyneth punched Madonna in the neck.

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Victoria Beckham Is Gay! Buy Her Perfume!

HerBadMother — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 12:01:00 GMT

Victoria Beckham, aka Posh Spice, has spoken out publicly against celebrity who come out with their own clothing and fragrance lines. All of them, that is, except her.

"There are so many - and I hate the word celebrities - clothing lines and fragrances, and most of them have nothing to do with it," she says in an upcoming issue of Elle Magazine. She, however, is the real deal - and she is, she says, so authentically fashion because she is actually a gay man. "I'm so camp! I'm a gay man trying to get out!"

First of all, I didn't know that Victoria Beckham was a gay man, but now that I think about it, it makes perfect sense. Explains a lot about her look, and her marriage.

Secondly, I didn't know that she was different from other - and I hate this word too - celebrities, so different that her clothing line and fragrances have nothing of the taint of fame-whoredom and money-grubbery about them. Her products are special, people, and she wants you to know that so that you can go out buy them - her fragrance, Intimately Beckham (gag) and her line of jeans for Rocawear - right away.

Maybe her products are so special because they're designed and marketed by a gay man masquerading as tarty pop-star-cum-soccer-wife. You gotta wonder, though, what such a character's preferred 'intimate' fragrance smells like. Jock straps and silicone?

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BBC Bans Raunchy Victoria Beckham Pics

HerBadMother — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 22:03:00 GMT

You know, when I saw the headline "Raunchy Photo of Victoria Beckham Banned by BBC," the first thing that came to mind was, she must have been naked. I mean, really: Victoria Beckham picks her kids up from school in bondage gear, her husband bares his buttocks on the covers of gay men's magazines, and they're still Britian's most beloved couple - so what could she have possibly been wearing that would have been deemed over-the-limit in raunchiness by the BBC?

Riiiiight. Isn't this what she wears to run errands? Also, didn't Benny Hill once wear something like this on the BBC? I don't see the problem.

Kate Beckinsale and Family Have Some Questions

Whit — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 13:03:00 GMT

Hands up, who loved Pearl Harbor? I thought so. Oh, wait, Kate Beckinsale, husband Les Wiseman, and daughter Lily, are just waving a cab in NYC. That could take longer than sitting through the movie.

Don't worry guys, one will stop. Maybe you should whistle.

Good Will Hawaii: Equal Time for the Damon Family

Whit — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 11:29:00 GMT

Matt Damon, wife Luciana Bozan, and daughters Isabella and Alexia, take a little time away from those pesky Afflecks while vacationing in Hawaii. Not sure who the woman in black is that is edging her way into the shot. Knowing her, my guess would be Naomi Watts, but I may be wrong.

Jennifer Garner and Violet Affleck Could Pass for Normal

Whit — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 11:01:00 GMT

Jennifer Garner, and her lovely daughter Violet Affleck, 18 months, seem about as normal as the rest of us. Well, most of us. They seem pretty good at keeping it real.

This family vacation, with Matt Damon and his family, has allowed for some great bonding with Violet, as well as some excellent playtime on the beach with BFF Isabella, Damon's daughter with Luciana Bozan.

Us Weekly has quoted Garner as saying, "Violet is the most beautiful thing. Just that she exists and I get to hang out with her. There's no one who is more fun."

I know exactly how you feel Jenn, but with my kids of course. Nothing personal. Violet seems swell.

Lady Madonna and the Immaculate David

Whit — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 19:29:00 GMT

Us Weekly has a great feature with some of today's biggest celebrity babies. Here's David Ritchie, 21 months, son of Madonna, 48, and Guy Ritchie, 38.

According to the magazine's source, young David is already getting equal parts culture and brainwashing. He gets a healthy dose of museums and parks, and the medicine to that sugar would be hours of "learning" through the principles of Kabbalah's Spirituality for Kids program. Sounds like loads of fun.

Violet Affleck Eyes World Cup

Whit — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 12:03:00 GMT

Violet Affleck better watch out, or soccer fan Tom Cruise might start trying to get Mommy and Daddy (Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck, respectively) to have you guys hang out. That couldn't be good. Look at your parents Violet, they know.

Britney Spears is/has a Crazy Mother...

Whit — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 21:03:00 GMT

According to AHN, Britney Spears is filing a restraining order against her mother. She is taking this step to keep her mom, Lynne, away from her two sons. She claims that her mother is abusing prescription pain medication and Britney doesn't want her spending time with her boys, Sean Preston and Jayden James.

This concerns me, because who would be with the boys then? I see hundreds of pictures of Britney every day, and do you know why we don't use them here at FameCrawler? Because she never has her kids with her. She has Uggs, nipples and big, stupid glasses, but no babies.

Not only is she mad at her mother for having an alleged problem, but she is deciding to shun her rather than take the steps to help her like Lynne and (gulp!) K-Fed did, sort of, when the tables were turned.

She blames her mom and K-Fed for putting her in rehab, yet she still lets her boys (and her girls too, nudge, nudge) go over to their daddy's place without concern. Which is, of course, concerning. As you can see, I have nothing but concern for this family. Actually, I really am concerned for the boys. I hope someone steps up and provides these kids some shelter and a bit of sanity.

The scary thing is I'm looking at you K-Fed.

TomKat and Suri: More Fun in the Sun

Whit — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 16:02:00 GMT

I know. I know. Little Tommy Cruise, Suri and Katie Holmes, they are everywhere. Well, actually, they're still in France, but their pictures, they are everywhere.

Nothing new has come in from their camp regarding Katie's rumored pregnancy, other than the constant flow of denial, and she doesn't appear to be hiding anything any longer. Maybe she was just gassy.

The thing I'm trying to figure out is what Tom might be hiding. He's been dressed for fall for the entire trip. The entire trip to the beach in the summertime. Maybe he's pregnant. Who knows what kind of probes and stuff he's privy to, now that he's ascended to the highest level. Hell, Mork had a baby.