Search results matching tags 'celebrity dads', 'Celebrity Families', and 'baby'

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott Dress Up; I'm Happy to Take the Bait

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:05:00 GMT

Who dresses up like this? People who are just asking for it, that's who. In this case it's Tori Spelling, Dean McDermott, son Liam and their dog dressing up for a "Murder Mystery" segment of their reality series, "Tori and Dean: Inn Love."

Liam is just the spitting image of his dad, isn't he? And the dog looks just like - well, never mind.

[photo: OK!Magazine.com]

Christina Aguilera Is Probably Most Definitely Pregnant For Sure, We Think

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 14:55:00 GMT

Christina Aguilera sure looks like she's got a bun in the oven but has never officially announced she's pregnant. I guess she's trying to pull a Nicole Richie by keeping it a 'secret', but by the time Richie 'disclosed' her pregnancy on "Good Morning America" I had already downloaded her ultrasound from the internet and was using it as my screensaver.

Aguilera is into big productions, and I predict her announcement won't be just some interview on a daily news show. When the time comes, she'll do it during a performance where she'll strip off her shirt to reveal her pregnant belly, summon her backup dancers who'll be dressed as EPT sticks and sing Dirrty in front of a fifty-foot video screen showing the conception. Christina, please don't make us wait any longer.

Violet Affleck Eyes World Cup

Whit — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 12:03:00 GMT

Violet Affleck better watch out, or soccer fan Tom Cruise might start trying to get Mommy and Daddy (Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck, respectively) to have you guys hang out. That couldn't be good. Look at your parents Violet, they know.

Britney Spears is/has a Crazy Mother...

Whit — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 21:03:00 GMT

According to AHN, Britney Spears is filing a restraining order against her mother. She is taking this step to keep her mom, Lynne, away from her two sons. She claims that her mother is abusing prescription pain medication and Britney doesn't want her spending time with her boys, Sean Preston and Jayden James.

This concerns me, because who would be with the boys then? I see hundreds of pictures of Britney every day, and do you know why we don't use them here at FameCrawler? Because she never has her kids with her. She has Uggs, nipples and big, stupid glasses, but no babies.

Not only is she mad at her mother for having an alleged problem, but she is deciding to shun her rather than take the steps to help her like Lynne and (gulp!) K-Fed did, sort of, when the tables were turned.

She blames her mom and K-Fed for putting her in rehab, yet she still lets her boys (and her girls too, nudge, nudge) go over to their daddy's place without concern. Which is, of course, concerning. As you can see, I have nothing but concern for this family. Actually, I really am concerned for the boys. I hope someone steps up and provides these kids some shelter and a bit of sanity.

The scary thing is I'm looking at you K-Fed.

Usher's Fiancée Denies Rumors That She Just Started

Whit — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 12:33:00 GMT

Usher and his fiancée, Tameka Foster, want to set the record straight on some rumors. First of all, she is not pregnant with the child of her ex.

She tells People, "That is ridiculous, if that were the case, the baby would have been born already." Ah, playing the logic card. Nicely done, Tameka.

Now here is where she really clears the air:

Asked if she's pregnant with Usher's child, she says: "Yes, I do plan to have children with Usher. This is the man I love and plan to spend the rest of my life with, so why wouldn't I want to share that bond of bringing another life into this world with him?"

Um, okay. So is somebody having a baby with somebody, or what?

Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon Soon to See Double

Whit — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 17:03:00 GMT

Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon has announced (to People) that she and her husband, talent agent Michael Nilon, are expecting twins. I hope they're also expecting to never sleep again. Ever.

Brangelina: Starting Their Own Baseball.... and Basketball Team

Whit — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 11:04:00 GMT

You may have heard that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt like to adopt the kids. It's their thing. Me? I collect snowglobes. To each their own.

The other night Angelina told Jon Stewart that she would like to have about 14 kids. WTF? Really?

Hey, more power to them. The kids need good homes, and theirs looks pretty damn good. I would offer myself up for adoption, but I'm guessing with all of those kids running around it would only be a matter of time before one broke a snowglobe, and that would not be pretty.

Suri, Daughter of a Preacher Man

Whit — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 19:05:00 GMT

Katie, the bump, the mom shag, Tom, and Suri, are seen here getting ready to descend to our level. Apparently Tom "Top Gun" Cruise has reached the highest level of crazy, and can, and may, perform wedding ceremonies.

The top level is called 'Clear' or 'The Larry Bird' to some people. Some people being me and Michael Jordan.

I actually performed a wedding ceremony for some friends this past summer, so I have some advice for Tom: Stand on a phone book so the people in the cheap seats can see you. They're paying good money you know.

Baby BoratS?

Whit — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 14:01:00 GMT

There is some speculation amongst us speculators that Isla Fisher and Sacha Baron Cohen may be having not one, but two Baby Borats. This is based solely on rumor and the loose-lipped talk of a shopkeeper that said Isla came in and bought two of everything. In pink. Baby Borettes?