Search results matching tags 'celebrity dads', 'Celebrity Families', and 'David Beckham'

Bend It Like Victoria Beckham

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 20:35:00 GMT

Here's Victoria Beckham's latest ad in the ongoing campaign for Emporio Armani lingerie. Sure there was probably a fair amount of retouching involved here, but you have to admit Victoria looks great for a mother of three. Not to mention flexible - if I were to get into that position I'd probably require a large crane and a few hydraulics to get me upright.

Victoria's talked often about wanting more kids - I'll bet she's practicing some sort of tantric yoga pose that aids in conception.

Both Victoria and her equally flexible husband David Beckham have appeared in ads for Armani. I wonder what their kids Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz think of mom and dad posing in their undies? Although, in this pose Victoria would be a hit at all their parties - she'd kill in a game of Limbo.

Here are the previous ads featuring Victoria from the same campaign. And also the one of David, highlighting his huge personality.

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What Real Estate Crisis? David Beckham's Trashed Childhood Home Selling for $1.5 Million

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:05:00 GMT

TMZ Is reporting that David Beckham's childhood home in London may soon be sold for quadruple its value. How's that for a realtor's dream?

Beckham only lived in the modest three bedroom, one bath home in the Leytonstone district for the first two years of his life. An avid David Beckham memorabilia collector has offered the owner $1.5 million for the $375,000 crib.

This is the best argument I've heard yet for putting some lipstick on your kid and pushing her into the harsh world of show business. So she'll need a few years of therapy to get over it - you'll be able to cover it when you've sold her childhood home for a big wad of cash.

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Victoria Beckham Will Deliver Toys To Your House

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 21:05:00 GMT

I know the holidays are approaching when the signs of Christmas start to appear: the bright lights, the smell of pine, the bells ringing. Oh, and then there are the celebrities dressing up as their favorite characters from the North Pole.

Victoria Beckham, seen here at the Grove in L.A. with son Cruz, apparently likes to dress up as Santa's helper. Hopefully this isn't part of some kinky role-playing thing with David Beckham, where he dresses up as Santa and then he calls his favorite elf into the workshop to - oh, never mind.

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Victoria Beckham Falls!

karenrani — Fri, 30 May 2008 14:34:00 GMT

Look. I'm no fashion expert. But I will tell you when you look like an total idiot, have spinach in your teeth, or your skirt tucked into your pantyhose. I'm a honest person that way and therefore, make a pretty good friend in that regard.

So when I caught these pictures of Victoria Beckham modeling for Marc Jacobs, I laughed my fool head off.

Because I simply don't have friends this stupid:

And is she FALLING here? It's like a bad Photoshop job. I just don't get it. Couture = stupid.

It's Glenda, the Good Witch of The North: "BE GONE! Before somebody drops a house on you too!"

BREAKING NEWS: Victoria Beckham Shows Emotion

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 19 May 2008 23:10:00 GMT

Here's a shocker: In a recent interview, Victoria Beckham reveals that not only does she like to party, but that she has a good time doing it. "We went to Napa for my birthday. David organized a surprise and we all got drunk and had a laugh.”

I have a feeling that when Posh tries to laugh, she opens her mouth and something that sounds like a moose dying comes out. But she insists she really, really is the life of the party, people!

“You know I might look like a stony-faced pain-in-the-a** cow but in actual fact I like to have a laugh. I do like to have a drink and have a laugh, that kind of thing. I really don’t take myself too seriously, contrary to what people think. I think it’s important.”

Maybe I've been wrong about Posh all these years. In fact, just look at her in this picture - she can hardly contain her joy! Party on Spice!

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Bad Idea: Victoria Beckham and Sons' Matching Outfits

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:05:00 GMT

Somebody tell Victoria Beckham that coordinating her outfits to her sons' is bad habit that needs to stop soon.

Her boys Romeo, 5, and Cruz, 3, are getting older and what could be more embarrassing than arriving at school wearing an outfit that matches your mommy's Prada tunic? Well, maybe arriving at school and realizing that your mommy's wearing her pajamas under her coat. Not that I know anyone who's done that.

Let's just hope we don't catch Victoria at Barney's buying some teeny versions of her mom jeans.

[photos: Celebrity Moms, People.com]

Victoria Beckham Is Gay! Buy Her Perfume!

HerBadMother — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 12:01:00 GMT

Victoria Beckham, aka Posh Spice, has spoken out publicly against celebrity who come out with their own clothing and fragrance lines. All of them, that is, except her.

"There are so many - and I hate the word celebrities - clothing lines and fragrances, and most of them have nothing to do with it," she says in an upcoming issue of Elle Magazine. She, however, is the real deal - and she is, she says, so authentically fashion because she is actually a gay man. "I'm so camp! I'm a gay man trying to get out!"

First of all, I didn't know that Victoria Beckham was a gay man, but now that I think about it, it makes perfect sense. Explains a lot about her look, and her marriage.

Secondly, I didn't know that she was different from other - and I hate this word too - celebrities, so different that her clothing line and fragrances have nothing of the taint of fame-whoredom and money-grubbery about them. Her products are special, people, and she wants you to know that so that you can go out buy them - her fragrance, Intimately Beckham (gag) and her line of jeans for Rocawear - right away.

Maybe her products are so special because they're designed and marketed by a gay man masquerading as tarty pop-star-cum-soccer-wife. You gotta wonder, though, what such a character's preferred 'intimate' fragrance smells like. Jock straps and silicone?

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BBC Bans Raunchy Victoria Beckham Pics

HerBadMother — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 22:03:00 GMT

You know, when I saw the headline "Raunchy Photo of Victoria Beckham Banned by BBC," the first thing that came to mind was, she must have been naked. I mean, really: Victoria Beckham picks her kids up from school in bondage gear, her husband bares his buttocks on the covers of gay men's magazines, and they're still Britian's most beloved couple - so what could she have possibly been wearing that would have been deemed over-the-limit in raunchiness by the BBC?

Riiiiight. Isn't this what she wears to run errands? Also, didn't Benny Hill once wear something like this on the BBC? I don't see the problem.

Trick or Treat! Smell My Feet! Give Brangelina Something Good to Eat!

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 17:05:00 GMT

Expect to see Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at your door this Halloween. Alot. According to a survey of 600 Americans conducted by Captain Morgan/Kelton Research (that would be the rum?) Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were named 2007's most popular celebrity couple costume. Runners-up included Britney and K-Fed, Bill and Hillary Clinton, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, the Bushes and the Beckhams. That would be a rare sight to see on Halloween - Posh actually eating a candy bar. I wonder if the costume comes with its own barf bag.

So if you and your mate are going to a Halloween party and Brangelina is all sold out, here are some other celebrity couple costume ideas:

Britney Spears and a Starbucks Cup

Lindsay Lohan and Twelve Dudes from Rehab

Paris Hilton and A Mirror

Heidi Klum and Seal's Penis

Andy Dick and His Hand

[photo: UsMagazine.com]

Victoria Beckham Likes Her Coffee Black, Like Her Heart

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 13:35:00 GMT

The agony of David Beckham as he held vigil by his father's hospital bedside is well known, but who knew Victoria Beckham was living her own unspeakable nightmare in that very same room. Sources are saying that during one of Posh's visits to her father-in-law, insensitive hospital staff had the gall to offer Mrs. Beckham a cup of coffee - made with tap water. Those hospital people are such a sadistic bunch - when they're not helping the ill and infirm, obviously they get their kicks by torturing over-indulged celebrities with inferior coffee drinks.

When the Spice Girl found out the cup of joe hadn't been brewed with bottled water, she turned it down. She was later seen drinking a cup of coffee that hospital staff brewed especially for her, in a cup marked 'specimen.'