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U2's Bono Explains Why He Flirts With Teenagers In Bikinis?

Sassy1969 — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 14:09:00 GMT

Remember when U2 frontman Bono and a friend (who by the way, are both pushing 50, oh and Bono is married with four kids) were seen last September in St Tropez, canoodling with two 19-year-old bikini-clad girls? If your memory is failing you, or you never heard the story, you can read it here. I'll wait. So, now Bono explains why he likes doing such things. Or at least that's what I'm guessing he's trying to tell us.

Bono, who is married to Alison Hewson, and has four kids with her, including two daughters - Jordan 19, and Memphis Eve, 17 - is afraid his kids, particularly his girls, find him boring. Hey, that's what happens when you have kids - you might think you're still cool, but trust me, your teenagers, do not. Deal.

During a recent dinner party, in which Jay-Z and Beyonce were present, Bono overheard his teen girls talking about him, and he overheard daughter Jordan giving her opinion of him.

Bono said, "I went in to get some wine out of the fridge and I heard her talking to her friends, because she loves Jay-Z and Beyonce.

"I heard her saying, 'He's probably boring their a***s off talking about Africa.' And, actually, I think I was at the time."

He adds it's not the first time he annoyed his brood. "There was a funny moment on the last tour when there were formal objections by our kids to some of the music that was being played at the aftershow party."

I see. I get it. ~~Not~~. You're clinging to that last piece of your youth, and your kids think you're boring, so why not flirt (and who knows what else allegedly went on) with girls in bikinis, who are young enough to be your daughters (and remember, you're married?) and then perhaps your kids will think you're still cool and not so boring after all. I see where he's going with the whole 'I'm fawning over girls who are scantily-clad even though I'm married, and it would probably mortify my kids but heck, I do not want anyone, including my children to think I'm boring', so I'll act inappropriate with teenage girls.

Actually, I still think it's creepy. I'd be interested to know if his wife and children have seen the pics?

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Photos: Bono Cozying Up With Bikini-Clad Teenage Girls!

Sassy1969 — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 13:36:00 GMT

I'm not sure why U2 singer Bono, 48, is canoodling with 19-year-old chicks in bikinis but it's creepy OK? Knock, knock, hello? Bono is married with four children and I don't know what kind of freedoms he and his wife have in place, but it doesn't look good when a dude, who is pushing 50 (who's married with kids remember?), is cuddling with teenage girls. In bikinis. Creepy. Did I mention that?

More pics after the jump!

Pictures taken in September in St Tropez, show Bono with long-time pal Simon Carmody, musician and former member of Irish band Golden Horde, with two chicks in bikinis on a private yacht. They look to be having a great time.

Just last week Bono was with his wife and children at Disneyland in California after appearing at a conference to make a call to "change the world." I wonder if she's seen the photos? Or his kids?

The girls (both 19 - blah blah blah, yes they're "of age" but still, creepy mmkay?), Andrea Feick an American fashion student, and Hannah Emerson, from Britain, met up with the two men and apparently did some partying and posted the photos on Facebook. Gotta love Facebook.

Feick told the The Mail that she had known Bono for a few years but said their relationship had never crossed the line beyond friendship. Wait - they've been "friends" for a few years? Like when she was 15 or 16? Okay, now it's creepier. And not to say it's something perverted but she is sitting on his lap in a bikini and Bono looks, well, happy. Again, creeping me out.

Andrea said, "I think that for somebody who's much older than I am...no thank you.

"No... God no! God no! He's a friend of mine and that's pretty much it. I'm not going to get into details, but it's a small world."

Feick had announced publicly on a message to her friend, "So Bono and Simon called me yesterday and they arrived in Cannes today, so looks like we'll have a plan! :)"

After some huggy huggy time, a stroll on the beach, cocktails at the Nikki Beach bar, the group boarded a luxury, $24 million yacht owned by U2 guitarist The Edge.

They all partied into the night on the yacht, and later Miss Feick posed wearing Bono's Castro-style peaked cap. The party then moved to St Tropez outside the Oxybar.

I'm sure this is all very innocent. *Cough*.

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Sex Addict David Duchovny Begs Tea Leoni To Take Him Back

Victoria Beckham Falls!

karenrani — Fri, 30 May 2008 14:34:00 GMT

Look. I'm no fashion expert. But I will tell you when you look like an total idiot, have spinach in your teeth, or your skirt tucked into your pantyhose. I'm a honest person that way and therefore, make a pretty good friend in that regard.

So when I caught these pictures of Victoria Beckham modeling for Marc Jacobs, I laughed my fool head off.

Because I simply don't have friends this stupid:

And is she FALLING here? It's like a bad Photoshop job. I just don't get it. Couture = stupid.

It's Glenda, the Good Witch of The North: "BE GONE! Before somebody drops a house on you too!"

BREAKING NEWS: Victoria Beckham Shows Emotion

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 19 May 2008 23:10:00 GMT

Here's a shocker: In a recent interview, Victoria Beckham reveals that not only does she like to party, but that she has a good time doing it. "We went to Napa for my birthday. David organized a surprise and we all got drunk and had a laugh.”

I have a feeling that when Posh tries to laugh, she opens her mouth and something that sounds like a moose dying comes out. But she insists she really, really is the life of the party, people!

“You know I might look like a stony-faced pain-in-the-a** cow but in actual fact I like to have a laugh. I do like to have a drink and have a laugh, that kind of thing. I really don’t take myself too seriously, contrary to what people think. I think it’s important.”

Maybe I've been wrong about Posh all these years. In fact, just look at her in this picture - she can hardly contain her joy! Party on Spice!

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Chris Rock's Shocking Description Of Affair

HerBadMother — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 12:25:00 GMT

Chris Rock just lost A LOT of my esteem. A shocking phone conversation between Rock and celebrity P.I. Anthony Pellicano, revealing the lurid details of a brief affair that Rock had in 1998 while he and his wife, Malaak, were separated rocked the courtroom in the criminal trial of Pellicano. And it is ugly.

The affair turned into a rape report - and a claim of pregnancy (the woman, Monica Zsibrita, also claimed she had a Kleenex in her freezer with Rock's semen on it. Um, ew) - that had Rock talking about suicide, which is really unfortunate. But what's more unfortunate is the way these men talk about women:

8:15
CR: "I know the night we went to the Ivy she had on white pants. I only noticed cause my wife's real classy and subdued and I'm out with a girl with big tits and white pants. It's just, I know people were like, 'heeey'."

10:30
Pellicano excuses himself to "scream at my secretary."

14:00
Pellicano (reading from report): "He tried to pull out and ejaculated on her thighs. She immediately got up and went to the bathroom where she cleaned up with a Kleenex. She put the Kleenex in her pocket."

14:55
CR: I've been so set up...
AP: Did you come on her thighs?...
CR: I had a rubber on. I probably took it off right when I was getting ready to come. I probably came on her ass.

22:00
AP: Did you stick it in her? Without a rubber?
CR: No

24:45
AP: Now we got to go get this thing legally, which means we gotta subpoena it.

25:50
CR: It never stops
AP: It's gonna stop. I'm going to make it stop.

27:25
AP: [On Richard Pryor] I know of him trying to kill himself at least 5 times.

29:05
AP: We're going to get her one way or the other... Does your old lady know what's going on?
CR: No. She thinks it's over, put it that way. She knows of it.

30:05
CR: Rape is just fucking, buzz, you know?... Once you're accused of rape, you're just FUCKED, you know?
AP: That's why i want to blacken this girl up, totally. I want to make her out to be a lying, scumbag, manipulative cocksucker... Stupid bitch.
CR: I'm fucked. I'm better getting caught with needles in my arm. WAY better. Needles, with pictures, there's Chris Rock shooting heroin. Much better blow to the career.

Seriously. Misogyny much?

Dude, you have kids. Be a better example to them.

Audio can be found here.

Video here.

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Who's (Not) Your Daddy: Chris Rock's Paternity Battle Comes To An End

Tom Brady Confronts Gisele's Ex

HerBadMother — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:01:00 GMT

Okay, so it wasn't so much a confrontation as it was an awkward attempt to pretend that Leo DiCaprio doesn't exist, but still: AWKWARD.

Tom and Gisele were partying at NY hotspot Butter last night while Gisele's ex-paramour Leo sat two tables away. Sources say that the two parties studiously ignored each other, and that Leo didn't even look up when Gisele walked right by him to leave.

Okay, so there's really no story here. This whole post was really just an excuse for me to make the following statement: Leo DiCaprio is way hotter than Tom Brady. And, also, probably, less of a douche.

There. Got that out of my system.

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Colin Farrell Macks On Mary-Kate

HerBadMother — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:31:00 GMT

What is up with these Olsen girls and their predeliction for older single dads? Is it a father-figure complex? Did all those years on Full House, seeing John Stamos wander around off-set in his underpants, just mess them up?

At least Colin Farrell is, or seems, a little more age-appropriate for Mary-Kate than Lance Olsen did for Ashley.

Colin Farrell was spotted snuggling up to Mary-Kate at Utah's Lift bar after the premiere of his new movie 'In Bruges' at Sundance over the weekend. Sources say that the public display of affection might not have been reciprocated, but who are we kidding? Colin's totally her type: a younger, better-looking version of Uncle Jesse.

Disturbing? Maybe. But after a few days of writing about Britney sucking up to paparazzi and Jessica Alba experimenting with pube dye, nothing fazes me.

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Colin Farrell: Yummy Daddy, Almost

HerBadMother — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 01:00:00 GMT

Colin Farrell knows how to rock the hot-scuzzy look like nobody's bizniss. That said, what's up with the hippie scarf?

That thing just throws the whole 'I'm a bad-ass' look way off, in much the same way that Brad Pitt's lame newsboy cap does for Brad. Lose the accessories, boys. Really. A kid or two under your arms and some five o'clock shadow are all that you need.

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Keely Shaye Smith Should Talk To Jennifer Love Hewitt

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 19:15:00 GMT

One more reason not to let the paparazzi catch you on the beach, unless your name is Heidi Klum: Keely Shaye Smith and husband Pierce Brosnan were photographed on Wednesday during a Hawaiian vacation, and guess which one of them is getting lots of flak for their swimsuit bod?

Jennifer Love Hewitt sparked a similar outcry recently (maybe it's having three names that brings on scorn) when she dared to venture out, also in Hawaii, in a bikini that showcased a less-than-ideal body. The message here is, of course, that unless you're beng photographed by Sports Illustrated for their swimsuit edition, don't go in the water. What gives you the right to enjoy yourself when there's plenty of blankets on the beach to hide under.

I think Jennifer should give Keely a call to let her know what she's in for the next few days. Then I think the two of them should hit the beach in Malibu in their bikinis.

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More From The Hot Dad Files: Brad Pitt Takes Pax To Movies, Stops Traffic

HerBadMother — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 14:03:00 GMT

Could these two make a more attractive father-son duo? And is it possible that Pax makes his dad look even more attractive than he already is?

Obviously, I say this being a big fan of the whole artfully-scruffy look. Haute hobo. Works for both men and youngsters, it seems.

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