Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, to Grandmother's Whole Foods on Long Island we go...
The thing you dont see in this video? Every other baby in the store had one of those quilted shopping cart liners to protect baby from a treacherous germy world.
Am I saying that parents who buy shopping cart liners are crazy?
No. I'm implying it.
This post is dedicated to my pal Rachel: writer, editor, cupcake lover, self-described "smutmonger" and friend who kindly helped me film nifty spec videos for Babble.
A lot of parents think their child is a genius. I, however, have irrefutable proof.
Go ahead. Try to fute it.
Now, if your child is not as stunningly bright as mine, may I suggest a $90 spot of wimsy on canvas entitled "pig in a dunce cap with schoolmaster"? It will brighten up any nursery and help your wee thickie know they are not alone.
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