Baby wants a Porsche. Oi.

Note: Never take your car to a mechanic that sells them Porsches and has valet parking. You probably knew that. We knew that. Doesn't mean we didn't end up there.

But you know what was worth spending baby's college fund on new air filters for our wee station wagon?  Finding a development of mansions in Alpine, NJ on the way home.  It was surreal -- as if a tornado picked up all the monarchs of the world and dropped them in treeless, post-apocalyptic suburbia.  I must go back.