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Will Ferrell's Landlord Retires From Comedy

Brett Singer — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 16:00:00 GMT

Fans of Pearl, Adam McKay's adorable potty-mouthed daughter, will need to find another outlet for toddler trash talk. The star of the FunnyOrDie short "The Landlord" is retiring.

According to the site, "Good Cop, Baby Copy" is Pearl's final performance. That doesn't mean she won't return to acting when she's old enough to know what she's doing. But it won't be the same.

Good Cop, Baby Cop from Will Ferrell

Oh, and in case you were wondering if Pearl's potty-mouth continues offscreen, the answer is no, at least according to her dad. I'm sure we'll all sleep better knowing that.

Image: TVSquad

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Sarah Silverman says: make granny vote for Obama

Brett Singer — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 20:20:00 GMT

I go back and forth on Sarah Silverman. Sometimes she cracks me up and sometimes I don't get her. This time I started out thinking, "huh?" and ended up laughing.

Silverman is part of a web campaign called "The Great Schlep." The idea is simple: all Jewish children should go to Florida, a battleground state in the upcoming Presidential election, and force their grandparents to vote for Obama. (According to the New York Times, Silverman doesn't actually have grandparents who live in Florida, but despite that fact, I'm fairly certain she's Jewish.)

Among the reasons Sarah suggests you use to convince Bubbe and Zaidi to vote for Barack: "His brisket is beyond… it's beyond." And of course, "You don't have to use facts... use threats. Vote for Obama or no visits until next year."

So – "get your fat Jewish asses on a plane to Florida!" Video is below.

See more Sarah Silverman videos at Funny or Die

Source: thegreatschlep.com

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Political Nanny: Paris Hilton Strikes Back at McCain

Madeline Holler — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 12:27:00 GMT

See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die

Have you been following the celebrity meme in the campaign? Well, there's more, and it involves the celebrity, whose name McCain invoked to illustrate his point.

First, some background: Last week, John McCain called his opponent Barack Obama nothing more than a celebrity, just like Paris Hilton. Obama's reaction, according to some, was to play the race card ("I may not look like those guys on the twenty and five dollar bills.") From the Hilton camp, mama Hilton steps in to protect her daughter's good (actually, rather forgotten) name. ("It's a complete waste of money," nearly 5K of which she donated to McCain's campaign. Uh, whoops!)

McCain's camp responded to the outrage saying, we're paraphrasing here, "lighten up, she's just your stupid brat." Actually, just as harsh, they said, "We think it's got a lot of humor in it, we're having fun and enjoying it." As long as someone is laughing.

All caught up? OK, so Funny or Die has released the latest ad starring the celebrity herself, Paris Hilton, who calls Obama by name but refers to McCain as that "white-haired wrinkly guy." Ouch. Later, with much concentration on cue cards and rehearsed hand gestures, Paris outlines her solution to the energy crisis.

McCain camp reaction to the ad:

“It sounds like Paris Hilton supports John McCain’s ‘all of the above’ approach to America’s energy crisis - -including both alternatives and drilling. In reality, Paris Hilton may have a more substantive energy policy than Barack Obama,” spokesman Tucker Bounds said.

Video: Funny or Die (actually, Political Nanny picks die on this one. Not so funny.)

Will Ferrell's Daughter(??) in 'The Landlord'??

Rachael Brownell (Redsy) — Tue, 27 May 2008 22:33:00 GMT

Will Ferrell started a website over a year ago called "Funny or Die." If you like his brand of humor, check it out. The following short video stars a little girl named Pearl. Edited to add: Ok. I'm out of it. If anyone else missed it the first time, check this out. Warning: This video is neither kid, work, or humorless person safe:

The Landlord on FunnyOrDie.com

Video: Happy Mother's Day From Barats and Bereta

Cole Gamble — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:00:00 GMT

Happy Mother’s Day, mom. We took a picture, and we hope this video explains while Brad is on life support.

Love,

Barata and Bereta

Photo: www.media.collegepublisher.com

Politically Incorrect Video Featuring Cute Baby Alert!!

Alisyn — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 16:02:00 GMT

You know what? I don't care if it's "inappropriate" - it's funny! And, as anyone who has ever adopted a real live street urchin (or anyone at Funny or Die) knows, you can take the baby out of the street... but you can't take the street out of the baby. Sad but true, folks. Sad but true.

Homeless Baby on FunnyOrDie.com

Show(ing) and Tell(ing) A Little Too Much...

Alisyn — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 13:09:00 GMT

Depending on the kind of kid you are, show-and-tell can either be an exciting and interesting opportunity to brag about your stuff and act like a goofball in front of the class, or it can be a dreadful and nerve-wracking experience, during which you can't think of anything to say and have 40 eyes burning into your brain. For me, it was the latter - I just couldn't get into it. I was jealous of kids like Kade Mount, my 3rd-6th grade compatriot, who had pounds of effortless charisma, and once brought his butt for show-and-tell. And boy, did he show-and-tell. You don't even want to know...

These boys remind me of a little of Kade, only with less smart-ass attitude, and more blissful ignorance. And a lot of interest in gynecology. Show-and-tell sure ain't what it used to be...

Show & Tell

"Naming the Baby" - John and Jamie Buckle Under the Pressure

Alisyn — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 14:10:00 GMT

They've hit a nerve among parents, and they know it, so Chris Henchy, Will Ferrell, Adam McKay, and the rest of the guys behind the web video sensation, Funny or Die, are kicking the parenting parodies into high gear. The latest comes in the form of "Naming the Baby," which chronicles a night in the lives of an expectant couple driven to the bottle and the blow by the pressure of naming their unborn child, and the generations-old challenge of putting that goddamn crib together.

Jump here to feel better about yourself as a parent.

And praise the powers that be for Funny or Die - it's like an inside joke that we're all actually in on! Feels good, doesn't it?

More Hilarity from Funny Or Die: Mama Jams with Jenna Elfman

Alisyn — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 12:08:00 GMT

You know what? I don't care how weird and annoying Jenna Elfman is in real life - on camera she funny. And she's the latest celebrity to get the Funny or Die treatment in Momma Jams. Anyone who can sink rocks in the hole while delivering lines like "my baby just kicked... your ass!" is cool in my book.

Check out the street ball, bitch!

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"Playground Tales": From The Jokers Behind Will Ferrell's "The Landlord"

Alisyn — Thu, 10 May 2007 17:05:00 GMT

The people over at Funny or Die have waaaay too much time on their hands; so, too, apparently, does Brooke Shields. Hence, their new collaboration, "Playground Tales," in which Brooke... no, I'll stop there. You just have to see if for yourself. I'll just say, best use of a mom-ebrity ever.

Playground Tales with Brooke Shields